Ichabod Crane
13 August 2017 @ 02:30 am
[Congratulations, Mr. 19th Century, you've figured out how to video.

God only knows how long he's been working on using this thing, in private, with no company, without looking like an idiot. It's really important that he doesn't look like an idiot, and he's still sort of upset about his entire introduction here being one line train of looking like the biggest idiot ever to idiot in the kingdom of idiots.

So hey, it would almost appear that Ichabod is one hundred percent comfortable with using this phone now!

It's just a shame he sucks with human interaction because that discomfort will never go away
]

I've gotten a new position at the local hospital.

[Or, rather, he's been in it for a while, but again, didn't want to look stupid on the internet so he's been practicing this]

I am, however, still interested in remaining active in criminal justice. It hardly bothers me to take on another position, part time or not.

[He doesn't have a fucking life, work is his life]

If there are any openings available, I should like to hear of them.

Thank you for your time.

[... And then a massive awkward pause as he spends the next goddamn five seconds trying to remember how to end a broadcast.

SO CLOSE, ICHABOD.
]
 
 
Genessia NPCs
13 August 2017 @ 04:47 am


[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Lisa Tepes, Remilia Scarlet, Selphie Tilmitt, Szelhamos, Blair, Erza Scarlet, David Jordan, David Haller, Dave Strider, David.

The following people have their newspaper placed neatly on their doorsteps: Cad Bane, Theodore Satchel, Deadpool, Gale Reinhardt, Professor Sycamore, Ayame Sasaki, Soma Cruz, chaos, Yukiko Amagi, Fai D. Flourite, Emerald Sustrai, Chiaki Nanami.]





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Ulric
13 August 2017 @ 07:53 am
[It was truly an odd spectacle for a certain fairy tale villain to show up on the network. Even more unusual was what he has to say.]

Hello, Genessia... I have a small, yet... important request. Important to me, at least. I decided I will start a hobby. I want to collect a photos of everyone here.

So... Anyone willing to sell me a photo or two?
 
 
Chiaki Nanami
13 August 2017 @ 09:30 am
[For once Chiaki wasn't playing a game, instead she was sitting with her Pokemon, the device firmly in her grasp as she looked straight at it, giving off a stern look.]

So, I can finally say that I am planning on having the Game Night within the next few days. Hopefully by next Saturday because... Today might be a bit too soon. [She frowned slightly. She had been so distracted she didn't have enough time to actually set it up either.]

But I have the games all sorted at least. [She turned her device around, showing off the... giant pile of video games she currently had considered. Each of various consoles.]

I also have plans for snack items, but for those who are planning to come can bring their own food or drink, just make sure it's within reason.

[She leant back for a moment, starting to fiddle with the device a bit more.]As for the time, it would start around 4 in the afternoon till late at night. People can come at any time they want and Pokemon are welcome.

I think that is all for the time being. unless any more questions need to be asked. [Give her a moment.]

Oh and if you want to stay over, I'd have to ask Sync beforehand, but I think a slumber party would be fun as well...
 
 
Captain Cassian Andor
13 August 2017 @ 02:09 pm
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Scenario: your culinary arts students are looking at you like you're dinner. (You got licked.)

Suggestions?
 
 
Tannusen 🐯
13 August 2017 @ 05:03 pm
what kind of monster doesn't eat potato chips anyway
 
 
Qubine
13 August 2017 @ 09:27 pm
[As Qubine turns on the feed, he lets out what sounds like a deep, guttural sigh.]

...Under ordinary circumstances, I wouldn't take issue with predators hunting their prey. It's only natural...and necessary for one's survival. But the fact that this so-called "Apex Predator" not only hunts for sport, but had also taken out a dragon has me concerned. Its ruthlessness and cunning remind me of the Beastclans of my own world...although I have no reason to believe that they have found their way into Genessia...yet.

[He pauses for a moment. If the Beastclans did arrive, what would they do? It occurs to him that he doesn't know much about them other than their hatred towards dragonkind.]

...I would investigate this myself, but yet...we don't have enough information to work with.
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
Wade Wilson
13 August 2017 @ 11:53 pm
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to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae