01 - Painting the Town Red [Video]

[zangief_the_red]

[The camera comes on and reveals rather a lot of chest hair at first. Then it pans up to a face studying it.]

First I wake up in egg, and have to fight my way out like baby bird. Angry baby bird. Then I find money, and am in strange place. This much I can accept. I have had stranger nights.

[He looks around, snorting]

But this is not the sort where one simply has more vodka, finishes bar fight, then wanders home.

This is a strange place.

[There is a long silence, then a grin]

So, who do I have to reduce to a paste to get home, eh? And, until then, I require a large bed. A shack or cabin will be enough.

[He looks at the money again]

Also job. I am good at fighting things, breaking things, and making things. Also, I am Zangief.

Comments

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[funlovinggirl]

It's bad to fight. You should talk it out.

[zangief_the_red]

[He is momentarily at a loss. He's never heard that said seriously before.]

Erm...

[Well look at that. You stymied the man-mountain in one sentence.]

Some people do not do well at the talking.

[funlovinggirl]

[ She will always say that seriously. ]

The could at the very least still try. And if that doesn't work, they could gamble about it or something. No violence is ever necessary.