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om_nom_namur ([personal profile] om_nom_namur) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-01-29 06:28 pm

Hype(?) Train [Video]

[Blue, webbed hands hold up the pretty date auction advertisement distributed through the paper.]

Look at this shit. Seriously?

[The flier gets tossed to the side, in favor of letting the camera focus on Namur's face. His teeth aren't fully bared, but there's certainly a bit more of a snap in the way he says his words.]

Come through time an' space an' differnt universes or dimensions or whatever the hell shit we gone through an' y'all still wanna auction each other off like random shit y' find in some ol' dead bloke's attic? Someone please 'splain it t' me cuz they couldn't back in Balamb. Y'all get some kinda thrill sellin' yer pals? Make y' feel powerful or some shit? Oh, 's okay cuz 's for charity, yer gonna say. Who gives a shit? Yer sellin' people!

[He pounds his fist on the table next to his communicator, making it jump. By the time the feed stops fuzzing and focuses again, he's running his fingers through his hair, trying to calm himself down because he's getting more fired up than he meant. He takes a deep breath and blows it out slowly.]

A'ight, look. Anyone still watchin'. If y' sign up for this damned thing thinkin' 's gonna be fun or whatever an' y' wind up gettin' stuck with some asshole y' ain't okay with, but yer still gonna go through with it cuz charity or whatever- call me. I'll back y' up. Don't care if I never metcha 'fore. Need a 'mergency phone call oops gotta go, I'll make that call. Need a friend happens t' be close by jus' in case, tell me where an' when, I'll be there, catch me? Seriously.

[Namur gives a sloppy but well practiced salute. Anyone familiar with SeeD will recognize it instantly.]

Peace out, peeps.
black_black_heart: (the fuck is that)

[Video]

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-01-30 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
So... who signed you up for the mystery date?
Edited 2017-01-30 03:54 (UTC)
black_black_heart: (that look)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-01-30 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? I figured that was why you're so bitter about it. My mistake.

[A vague gesture off-camera.]

I signed my friend up for it, because he's shy but secretly wants to meet people. It's for a simple date, not for guaranteed sex, and so far as I know it no one's being dragged into the auction in chains.

If I'm wrong about those last points, let me know. It's never too late to burn the venue down and salt the ashes.
black_black_heart: (mm-hmm)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-01-30 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
He meets people all the time... but doesn't really talk to them. This way, he'll feel obligated to stick around and chat. You know, for charity. Besides, the guy led an army the size of the five cities, he can handle a few minutes on a stage.

I plan to be there, anyway. If some creepy shit wins his company for the day, I'll just invite myself along~

[And it's really hard to un-invite the unseelie tiger Fae, whether you invited him or not!]
black_black_heart: (blue lines)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-01-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'd give it good odds that he's figured it out by now.

[If nothing else, Trahearne must be suspicious. Tannusen hasn't exactly been being sneaky.]

[The sylvari's probably listening to this right now!]
Edited 2017-01-30 05:35 (UTC)
treesus: (Neutral: n/a)

Just adding this for ~flavor~

[personal profile] treesus 2017-01-30 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a heavy sigh in the background.]
black_black_heart: (peekaboo)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-01-30 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm a great friend.

[Ha. Ha. Eat it, Trahearne.]