black_black_heart: (not an elf)
Tannusen 🐯 ([personal profile] black_black_heart) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-03-03 10:08 pm

[text] second verse, same as the first

[Are you ready for a sequel? This isn't a double-post, Tannusen's copying his last text post's formatting on purpose.]

how

does one stop their boyfriend

from standing in the kitchen

in the dark

at 3 am

eating fucking raw potatoes like they're apples
treesus: (Pleased: Soft smile)

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[personal profile] treesus 2017-03-04 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Life is very difficult for you at times, is it not Tannusen?
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[personal profile] treesus 2017-03-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I should make sure to get more potatoes next time I'm out, I wouldn't want Cassian not to feel at home.

[Tannu may or may not be able to hear Trahearne laughing in his room.]

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feckinboomstick: (smarticle)

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[personal profile] feckinboomstick 2017-03-04 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Insult me feckin' choice of food in public will ye?
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[personal profile] feckinboomstick 2017-03-04 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[CRONCH. More potato gone]

Ye started this war, Tannusen.

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imukurofenrir: There's a smear of blood on her cheek, a sinister unblinking leer. You shouldn't be here. (Bloodthirsty)

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[personal profile] imukurofenrir 2017-03-04 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
This may sound a bit brash, but have you tried laxatives or razor blades. Burning bowels and bloody gums usually do the trick in keeping people out of foods. If they are immune to that, just put a padlock or a tin can with string on the cabinets, so they just take their snackems to their own privacy.
imukurofenrir: Quivering lip and eyes wide, overwhelming emotion lurks inside. (Surprise)

[personal profile] imukurofenrir 2017-03-04 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I'm used to dealing with a bunch of thugs and mercenaries back in the day... perhaps a better choice is to apply static carpet (if you use metal handles) or old wood (For splinters) In the place he usually stands.

Either way, I still stand by laxitives, but maybe some decoy wax potatoes work a bit more viably.
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feckinboomstick: (ha. ha ha.)

[personal profile] feckinboomstick 2017-03-04 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aye, seems like a good way to lose a significant other in five minutes or less.

It'll solve the issue of anyone eatin' in your house ever again.

Possibly solve the issue of havin' to pay property tax too, what since one might be sent to a max security prison.
imukurofenrir: A tilt of the head and a silent leer. Its best to answer swiftly why you are here. (Stoic)

[personal profile] imukurofenrir 2017-03-04 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're thinking a bit to close minded.

I mean, Its not like your lacing ALL the food, just the ones the lover has. If their relationship were strong enough, it would be seen as a wake up call.

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[personal profile] sonicosuper 2017-03-04 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't get better snacks after I suggested it last time, did you?

Your poor boyfriend needs to be given better snack options!

^^

*Lucky him to have a boyfriend in his kitchen. If she ever gets a boyfriend there will be plenty of snack options for him*

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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-04 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just potatoes. Be glad he isn't eating anything disgusting.

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shy_mage: (Curious)

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[personal profile] shy_mage 2017-03-04 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bracken hadn't missed the first text post, but he had a tendency to 'scroll by' text posts to 'go back and look at them later'. The 'later' usually didn't happen.

But this was short and looked kind of familiar even though it was new, so he paused to read it. But he, of course, switched to video.]


Wh-Why would you want to stop him?

[Eating potatoes didn't sound very harmful.]

I-Is it... Is it because they're raw? M-Maybe you can bake one for him, and put lots of ch-cheese on it.

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02crusnikabel: Woolfred @ dw (Default)

[personal profile] 02crusnikabel 2017-03-04 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)


Eh? He didn't cook them properly again?! And raw potatoes this time? Somebody is going to have a tummy ache!

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[personal profile] k2so 2017-03-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I take it that the skylight idea did not work.

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2017-03-05 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Pre-cook them.

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moviemagic: (07)

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[personal profile] moviemagic 2017-03-06 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to have so many problems with people eating your food don't you? If this is the same person, obviously.
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