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K2SO | Kaytoo Esso ([personal profile] k2so) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-03-12 01:37 am

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Does anybody know how to stop your roommate from fighting your cat for the bed?

Alternatively, does anybody know how to convince a cat not to claw out your roommate's eyes?
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
have you considered giving them both potatoes

[Helpful, Tannusen.]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
the way I figure it

a potato would distract your feral roommate

and a potato would distract your cat

it's win-win

also they're really weirdly satisfying to claw up
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I mean

[Tannusen still has claws in human form, just Kay hasn't gotten to see them. Still, far be it from Tannusen to give a helpful answer when he has a funnier one in mind.]

...Yes?
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
aw, you're such a giver

[<3]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I mean it beats the coal I usually get
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
me?

behave?

what is this nonsense you're spouting

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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-12 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't believe a word he said.

He's lying. He always takes Fest's side!
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
oh, are you the roommate?

sorry buddy, Cassians everywhere are doomed to have their beds stolen by cats

it's right here in the rules
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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
That is not an excuse.

The cat is evil.

And tried to eat me, repeatedly.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
this still sounds like a tuesday to me

if you'd rather, I can come eat you instead


[There he goes.]
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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hmpf! Something tells him Tannusen is not taking this seriously. ]

You're just as unhelpful as Kay!
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
oh Andor, flattery will get you everywhere
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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Equally annoying.

You two and the cat, that is.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
<3

[Yep, he just texted you a fucking heart, Cassian. Enjoy.]

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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
She is trying. Trust me,she is trying.
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[personal profile] captain_by_the_book 2017-03-12 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I am not...!

[Grmpf! Can his dignity get away with throwing a pillow at Kay? Because he really wants to.]

You're supposed to be on my side here, Kay.

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