thebigcheeto: (You disgust me)
Jasper ([personal profile] thebigcheeto) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-03-11 04:45 pm

[video | action] The cheeto is fucking pissed

[Video]

RO- [Before the video can even start, the phone dropped to the ground and a huge orange reached down for it. Once righted, the video shows a bright orange and red face with mean yellow eyes and wild cream colored hair. Jasper looks pretty hacked off.]

Outdated junk!

Look Rose, I know this is your doing! You didn't want to face me, so you stranded me on another useless hunk of rock! Well I'll get out of here Rose and I. Will. Destroy. You.

[She takes a moment to compose herself... she still looks pretty pissed.]

Citizens of this worthless bit of soil, I need a ship. One that can fly.

[Action]

"Get out of my way!" Eight feet of angry rock lady stomps her way down the sidewalk, taking up most of it. Weaker bits of cement crack under her footfalls. She doesn't care who or what is in her way, she'll push them right into the road if she has to.
black_black_heart: (bruised)

[video]

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen looks slightly smitten.]

Holy shit.
black_black_heart: (jacket)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen actually puts his chin in one hand.]

What would you give me for one?

[Not that he has any. That's not the point.]
black_black_heart: (are you sure)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a pout.]

Aww. So what you're saying is, don't give you a ship.
black_black_heart: (that look)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a slow and lazy smile.]

Do you promise?
black_black_heart: (sharp grin)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Thus the smile only grows, of course. And there's something odd about his canine teeth.

Can't quite put a finger on what, though. Just... odd.]


Promise-promise?
black_black_heart: (ha)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He's having way too much fun messing with the big angry cheeto.]

What?
black_black_heart: (sharp grin)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Is it though?

I could check.

[The tiger just flat out ignores the question, of course.]
black_black_heart: (cheerful)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I believe there was a promise to beat me into the dirt.

[AND YOU THOUGHT 'HUMANS' WERE WEIRD BEFORE.

Meet Tannusen.]
black_black_heart: (are you sure)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'd prefer not to, it's kind of a mess.

I'm pretty durable, though.
black_black_heart: (okay then)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
There's a good way to find out.

[Then it's a good thing he hasn't been truly human in twenty one years now, isn't it?]
black_black_heart: (cheerful)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Tannusen just laughed, because he was an asshole.]

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