shy_mage: (Miffed)
shy_mage ([personal profile] shy_mage) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-03-20 02:52 pm


[The video opened to a very frustrated mage dressed much different than normal. Instead of his usual tan robe, he had on a green tunic that Ted had given him, and a pair of slacks, sitting in the middle of the woods and looking quite uncomfortable.]

I-I don't like pants...

[He shifted uncomfortably in them.]

Th-They... They feel like a cage for the fun parts. Wh-Why do so many people wear p-pants instead of robes?

[Sorry Ted. He tried.]
black_black_heart: (suits - charcoal)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-20 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. Well, at least you didn't try to start with jeans...

[ Have a Tannusen, in one of his usual suits. Because pants. ]
black_black_heart: (blue lines)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you bothering, if you dislike like them so? I think for most of us, it's a matter of already being used to them.
black_black_heart: (are you sure)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-20 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Have a soft chuckle. ]

I see. Well, good luck with that.
black_black_heart: (jacket)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-20 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, thank you, I do try.

[ Hey, some effort does actually go into finding the right jeans that are tight in all the right places. ]

It really does take some getting used to, I imagine. I think I'd hate wearing a robe.
black_black_heart: (that look)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tannusen offers an easy laugh. ]

Easy access is something I like in other people, not myself.
black_black_heart: (the fuck is that)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)

[ Not like he's never done Wade in a skirt. Or Telsen. Or any number of other people, really.

...Probably Ni, too. Let's just be honest here. ]
black_black_heart: (blue lines)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ A chuckle. ]

Still easier access than what I usually wear.
black_black_heart: (that look)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm a resourceful guy.

Not everything's hard to access.
black_black_heart: (mm-hmm)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tannusen laughs, not having expected to be having this chat. ]

Well, I've still got my hands, don't I? And my mouth.

It all works out just fine.

[ And it's not like he's wearing a chastity belt, anyway. ]
black_black_heart: (peekaboo)

[it was gonna happen someday with these chatty nerds]

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ The tiger didn't lean in toward his phone, but his pretty blue eyes caught a bit of mischief, somehow. Probably the Fae nature of his cracked Mask, because eyes? They didn't glint quite like that, normally. ]

No, what?
black_black_heart: (mm-hmm)

(and /this/ is who hooked up with super-virgin two thousand, "Oh... is that scandalous?")

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that.

[ Tannusen is actually not a bad resource for learning about some of this stuff; a regular 'ol kink encyclopedia, that's him. ]

If I take your meaning correctly, it's called rimming.
black_black_heart: (suits - when waistcoats get inventive)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tannusen laughed quietly at that. Oh, man. Did he come across as someone who'd be too proper to do such a thing? How funny. ]

In my experience, it's the perverts who dress the nicest who enjoy doing the dirtiest things.

[ Not that he considers rimming all that shocking. But he knows his perspective is warped all to hell, and it has been since long before he'd ever first put on a suit. ]
black_black_heart: (are you sure)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-03-21 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, it's not a given.

[ That a small disclaimer, there. Very small. ]

But it's certainly a trend I've noticed over the years.

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