feckinboomstick: (And like that it's gone)
Cassian Ó Loinsigh ([personal profile] feckinboomstick) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-05-03 01:52 am

VIDEO via Tannusen's communicator, ACTION optional for Nova

[It starts off as just voice. Looks like Tannusen switched this on in a bag, and the reason for this bit of sneaky behavior is slowly becoming clear-]

Voice activated lift my skinny white arse, been yellin' at this useless souped up piece of horse shite for five goddamn minutes now-

It isn't funny, Tannusen!

Quit your feckin' gigglin' an' help me!

[No dice, the tiger just keeps trying not to break something with laughter as the annoyed Irishman digs himself deeper into his foul mood.]

ELEVEN.

ELEVEN YE RUSTED PIECE OF AMERICAN DOG SHITE, ELEVEN!

.... ELEVEN!


[Now the camera is out, mostly because the man in question has his back turned, trying to scale up along the sides of the elevator using the hand rails]

AYE THEN, LISTEN TO ME WHAT WHEN I TALK TO YE!

[Cooley, a smooth, female, automated voice answers, ever tranquil.]

Please state your floor slowly and calmly

[This doesn't seem to help his anger management at all.]

CALM? CALM, I'LL SHOW YE CALM! STICK IT UP YER ARSE YE FECKIN' AUTOMATIC COW!

ELEVEN!

ELEVEN!

TAKE US TO ELEVEN GODDAMNIT WHAT BEFORE I BLAST A HOLE IN YOUR TIN SIDIN'! YE THINK I'M JOKIN' WITH YE?!

TANNUSEN, STOP STANDIN' THERE AN' QUIT LAUGHIN'-

[The priest whirls his head around to look at the tiger, catching sight of the communicator]

... TURN THAT BEDAMNED BLASTED THING OFF, YE FECKIN' PILLOCK!
black_black_heart: (sharp grin)

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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-03 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ And Tannusen, who has a perfectly passable american accent and thus could have gotten them out of this situation ages ago, just continues to laugh himself sick.

And film, of course.

Do it for the vine, Cass! ]


Please remain calm.

[ That was the damn elevator, of course. ]
black_black_heart: (cheerful)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-03 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Such language!

[ Tannusen, of course, just holds the phone up way out of reach. Go on short stuff, climb him. ]

Remain calm, Cass!
black_black_heart: (haa)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-03 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tannusen can barely stay upright with that fresh wave of laughter, continuing the game of keep-away.

And here's the elevator chiming in again-- ]


You have not selected a floor number.
black_black_heart: (blue lines)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-03 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tannusen's laughter was making him so unsteady on his feet that having Cassian hanging off of him like an enraged monkey was really going to have only one effect, after a few moments of it.

Aaaand down they went! ]
black_black_heart: (haa)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-04 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tannusen ends up collapsing all the way onto the floor, dragging Cass down with him with his weight. The maniac laughter continues right up until the video cuts off with a final, struggling shot of the ceiling of the elevator.

Okay, and it continues after, it's just not being broadcast now. ]


Oh, is this the sort of thing I need to do to get you on top?

[ Tannu, no.

Well... maybe yes.

But no. ]

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tevinteraltus: (Don't ask about the lyre)

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[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2017-05-03 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ He takes a deep breath before responding, because his mind reaches several conclusions at once.

Tannusen is not straight (a term he learned from Tannusen actually). Tannusen is a very private person. This is not Tannusen, but is being transmitted from Tannusen's communicator. He recently compiled an exhaustive amount of information on the afterlife to comfort Tannusen's mind as he would have to kill someone he loves soon.

Cassian is Tannusen's lover.

Kaffas...

That being covered relatively quickly, he closes the book he's reading, setting it aside on a small table next to the bed on which he's reclined and trading it for a wine glass, half-full of red currently, a small smirk teasing the corner of his mouth.
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The voice seemed to know what it's talking about, Cassian. Perhaps you should listen. It may be more responsive.
tevinteraltus: (Could have gone better)

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[ He can't help but laugh at that. ]

You seem a bit preoccupied, sir.

[ He should call him sir, right? He takes a sip of his wine. He is his boss, after all. ]
tevinteraltus: (I quite like that)

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[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2017-05-03 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, he's still laughing, but he clears his throat in an effort to steady his voice. ]

Very well, seeing as you are my employer and all. Would you mind, awfully, holding your communication device aloft so she may have a clear hearing of my voice?

Ah, and cease your shouting for a moment, if it isn't too difficult.
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[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2017-05-03 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, that was a bit uncalled for.

[ The comment was more to himself as Cassian raised the device. Once, at least from the video, it was in position, he cleared his throat again. ]

Elevator, Eleventh Floor, please.
tevinteraltus: (Oh I quite like that)

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[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2017-05-03 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I find it's rather useful, actually. How many towers do you contend with in your own world?

[ He pauses. ]

We have similar things, in the Imperium, though they require no voice activation.

[ And now he just sounds fascinated. Sorry, Cass. ]

Technology serves where magic is lacking. The brilliance of the sentient mind at work! Fascinating, isn't it?

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k2so: (I can't even look at you right now)

[personal profile] k2so 2017-05-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Every time I see one of your posts I get more concerned about your stress levels an anxiety.
k2so: (Did I leave the stove on?)

[personal profile] k2so 2017-05-05 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid that such miracle is unlikely to happen.

Take a few deep breaths.
k2so: (Amazed)

[personal profile] k2so 2017-05-06 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That will be really harmful to your blood pressure.

Is there a point to yelling all your replies? because I'm not seeing it.