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Emerald Sustrai ([personal profile] unhappy) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-05-21 03:16 am

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just found this while looking at some online recipe books



is this really the man you all want to vote for as best cook???
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
yes

also, what a good picture of his grumpy face
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
they must not have met him

[ OR THERE WOULD BE LESS STARS. ]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
preheated, no less

so fancy
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
dunno, that's pretty advanced
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
real talk, I just hired this loser to cook at my bar

this is decent publicity

clearly waffle fries need to go on the menu asap
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
...you know, I'm printing this totally legit recipe screencap and am going to try to get him to autograph it
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like a good backup plan to me
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
good

he knew he was signing up to work for a Faerie


[ And it's no one's fault but Andor's if he doesn't know what that means! ]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2017-05-21 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
true enough

[ Look, none of it is super accurate for his flavor of Fae, but there's plenty of literature out there about Faeries that would give the guy a hint as to what he's dealing with... ]