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om_nom_namur ([personal profile] om_nom_namur) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-08-09 04:58 pm

Out of body experiences aren't all they're cracked up to be [Open Log] (backdated cuz I'm a loser)

Who: Namur (in Ted's body) and ANYONE
What: Just what it says on the tin
When: August 4
Where: Noted in prompts
Why?: <-
Warnings: Potty mouth

Schlepping around Genessia in Ted's body isn't exactly the way Namur planned to spend his Friday morning, and what a shitty situation that is. Can't taste anything with his face so he keeps bumping into people. He can see a lot better so he keeps gawking at leaves on distant trees and bumping into people. Seriously, it's rude. They want to fight or something? Oh right, it's him bumping into them. So he smiles sheepishly and waves, trying his best to dart through the crowd which seems far less inclined to part ahead of him than usual. What a pain in the ass...

[Prompt 1]

It isn't Namur's first rodeo, though. First time borrowing someone else's body, true, but at least he isn't completely freaking out about all things human. Yes, he can feel the tiny, gross little hairs growing in his face but he knows that that's normal- and it's not like Ted would wind up with a five o' clock shadow anyway, so that's kind of nice. He feels ever more presently the sensation of cloth, as Ted's attire tends to be... well. Flowy. It tingles at all the sensitive little nerves and is enough to just about drive Namur nuts. So first stop? A wardrobe change. Good guts, it's about time someone got this smolt some clothes that don't make people want to weep in pain. Namur can be found enjoying the novelty of shopping from the racks instead of having to get something custom made, or just as he steps out of the shop, tugging a bit at the cuffs of the sleeves in a new t-shirt, looking rather pleased with himself.

[Prompt 2]

With the annoying aspect of having more sensitive skin taken care of, Namur thinks it might be nice to actually enjoy it for a change, and makes his way down to the docks in Fayren. Sure, there were probably places nearer he could have gone, but he wouldn't know where to look, and what he's looking for can almost always be found chasing rats dockside.

Yes, he's looking for cats.

Because they're soft and fluffy to touch and he knows what they like to eat. It's a hard thing to sit still, but he makes himself do it, a small filched fish propped up on one knee as he sits cross legged on a thick post. It's also a chance to see how much haki Ted's body is strong enough to do, so Namur sits with eyes closed, observing the life around him through other, more familiar means. There's a cat creeping closer, drawn by the promise of food but wary to be around a human. It'd be a shame if someone scared it away, wouldn't it?

[Prompt 3]

Another rare treat of the well shit now I'm human variety: all those foods humans love to eat actually do taste good. For once. Probably because he can't smell how dead and devoid of life everything is after its been chopped and boiled or burned and what have you. And Namur isn't about to let this opportunity go to waste. He can be found in a variety of establishments, devouring and appreciating food like he's never eaten it before. Maria always liked hot wings, so he's sure to find some of those; Ace and his brothers loved barbecue; Fionna had made cake pops that one time and been rather unhappy that he hadn't appreciated them, so he makes sure to find some now, even if it's a little too late to make it up to her; Airy had been all about the cookies and cupcakes, so those are for sure on the list; hot dogs too, since everyone seemed to go wild for them at the cafeteria; and hell, he'll even try a pie for Pinkie and a radish for Espio. All these rich, spicy and sweet foods he tries, and more. All of them. But he can't eat it all on his own, and food is much better with friends. Sure would be nice if someone decided to join him.

[Prompt 4]

It wouldn't be a proper night out on the town if Namur didn't hit the dance floor at least once. It's been awhile, honestly, since he's gone, and even though it's Ted's body, it seems to respond well enough, which surprises him a little. Others might be a little surprised to see "Ted" busting these moves as well. Or even being caught less than dead in a club. Maybe someone ought to punch him for being a hypocrite. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Prompt 5]

Wildcard- if there's something else you'd like to do to mess with Namur-in-Ted's-body, let's do it.
myfayevalentine: (Amused)

Prompt 4!

[personal profile] myfayevalentine 2017-08-10 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
There is one woman who doesn't appear to be lining up to punch him. She's been watching the entire display while she sips her drink at the bar, quietly appraising. She doesn't know what kind of dancing this is supposed to be, but it is smooth, and she knows that a man with rhythm on the dancefloor has plenty of rhythm in other places too. She straightens her back and adjusts her cleavage, waiting for him to notice her. Maybe he'll chance his style and allow her to join him on the dancefloor.
myfayevalentine: (Amused)

[personal profile] myfayevalentine 2017-08-10 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*Well, that's how it is, is it? Okay. Maybe she can give these women a run for their money. At least, that was the plan. Adjusting the skirt so that the slit wasn't showing too much thigh, for now, Faye stalks across the dancefloor towards him, hips swaying in time to the music*
koishi_komeiji: Art by: kurona (92 Youkai Empty)

Prompt 2

[personal profile] koishi_komeiji 2017-08-11 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, Koishi wouldn't scare the cats away. Her presence did nothing for them, the little youkai's natural state often maintaining a careful indifference toward animals save her sister's pets or when she was actively hunting.

This also, unfortunately, meant the cats were not acknowledging her. So it would likely be quite a surprise when Namur discovered the little youkai staring blankly at him with head tilted and mouth slightly open as the mind of big-brother-fish-man snuggled a pile of kittens in a body that looked and smelled exactly like a certain fool's.

"Oh what in the Yama's nine hells am I looking at?"
koishi_komeiji: Art by: ashu (17 Pout 2)

[personal profile] koishi_komeiji 2017-08-15 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I did just ask though." She was pouting some, floating over. "I like cats. Sis has lots of them." She reached down to pet them, though they seemed fairly indifferent toward the little youkai.

"Why are you hanging out with cats though, mister? And why do you look like Mister Spades?"
pumpkinmagic: ([kitten; snerk let's play])

Prompt 2!

[personal profile] pumpkinmagic 2017-08-13 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
A shame indeed, but someone else had their own opinion to this matter and it was Blair. Another cat? In her turf? Nope. A low growl echoed from the other side, and it was Blair. Blair crept slowly towards the cat who thought it was about to get a free meal. Little by little, she crept closer, fangs out and nails dragging on the ground as she walked between Ted and the other cat. Between as in, on Ted's lap with one paw on the fish. Blair let out a hiss as a fair warning to the other cat, if the flickered tail wasn't enough.

Shoo kitty!
Edited 2017-08-13 01:39 (UTC)
pumpkinmagic: ([kitten; mew?])

[personal profile] pumpkinmagic 2017-08-16 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Were her ears deceiving? Blair retract her nails and looked up to the Ted person curiously. "Sorry Ted, Blair didn't know how tender you were." She patted Ted's lap with one paw gently as the other paw remained on her prize.

"You know, you don't sound like yourself. You feeling okay?" Blair asked as her ears perked up curiously.