13 August 2017 @ 11:53 pm
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to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae
 
 
13 August 2017 @ 05:03 pm
what kind of monster doesn't eat potato chips anyway
 
 
11 August 2017 @ 02:22 am
... I'm looking for decent places to eat.

When I use the word decent, I mean I'd like something that takes longer to cook than however long it takes to thaw the ice off in the microwave with more thought and care given to the recipe than just add powdered cheese and milk.

I know there are places out there that cater to my ridiculously high standards.

I'm counting on one of you to steer me correctly. For the sake of sanity, Tannusen you're banned from giving me any food related advice.

I get the distinct feeling that any comment you could possibly give me for suggestions of things to put in my mouth is going to make me angry.

[TOWNY TOWN TOWNING]

[And yes, at some point, he'd ever get the information he asked for, or he'd just up and go adventuring himself. As usual, the demon is impeccably dressed, lovely three piece Italian suit and black lacquered, gold tipped cane in place.

And as usual, Midge is along the for the ride, the little minion having assumed the now expected shape of a fat, bouncing, happy little corgi.

And as was usual, it wasn't enough for Szel to leave the house dressed to the nines. No, Midge the corgi was sporting a fantastic little knitted number in shades of pink and black, the words "cupcake king" lovingly stitched into the fabric.

Don't bother asking why.

At any point in time, Szel could be found haunting any and all higher quality eateries, from cafes to bakeries to full scale restaurants, the scent of expensive vodka starting to similarly haunt him the more doors he traipsed out of.

Enjoy.
]
 
 
Who: Lil/Lev (NPC written by Squid) and Tannusen
Where: Velvet Lust's secret basement, maybe other locations too.
When: Late July, several days before bodyswapping shenanigans.
What: Tannusen's putting the final work in toward learning the fifth tier of one of his schools of magic. It goes sideways, as things are wont to do. Wackiness ensues.
Warnings: Nah.

The fifth tier of any Fae magic was supremely difficult to learn. It took years, often, to go from the fourth to the fifth. This was no exception; Tannusen had been working on this off and on for most of the time he'd been on this strange little world.

On the one hand, it should have been a little easier for him to master Elder Form; he was a shapeshifter. The concept wasn't exactly alien to a pooka.

On the other hand, he was having to learn this basically on his own, with no literature from his Earth to help lead him in the right direction.

It... basically balanced out.

Cue Tannusen spending most of a day with his assorted notes splayed out on the table in the secret basement, Lil's ball ending up surrounded in papers covered in cramped handwriting and weird, probably indiscernible diagrams of things that didn't exist on the 'usual' layer of reality... but very much existed for Tannusen, all day every day.
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Current Music: Carlos Santana Feat. Everlast - Put Your Lights On
 
 
06 August 2017 @ 01:15 pm
Who: Tannusen and/or whoever!
Where: Genessia City - Velvet Lust (Please read that link if you're gonna tag in!)
What: A general Velvet Lust catch-all post for August. Back-tagging in the future, and back-dating now or later are both fine. And continuing your threads in old VL posts is also fine!
Warnings: Will add if anything comes up.

🌟 OTAs, and closed threads between people who aren't Tannusen are also welcome!
(Please note it in your subject line, so I don't barge in!)

There are rules! And there are enforcers. Characters (or NPCs!) who step out of line will be removed from the premises.

A. [OPEN - obligatory Tannusen prompt, now with engagement ring] )

B. [OTA - the pocket angel prompt] )

C. [OPEN or LOCKED - that body swapping event] )

D. [OTA or LOCKED - choose your own adventure] )

E. [LOCKED - current Velvet Lust staffers] )
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29 July 2017 @ 07:40 pm
Who: Cassian and Tannusen
What: Jibber jabber about weddings
When: Early afternoon
Where: Cassian's Subgate
Warning: None yet!

Something New )
 
 
25 July 2017 @ 12:20 pm
[Same story different cover, is what he's already deduced.

The piecing together of what's happened, again, is the only thing keeping this feed from being interspaced with gunfire.

You should all be thankful.

As it is, he's deeply annoyed, but not terrified nor confused as he pointedly ignores a child staring directly at him, unblinking, as their ice cream cone melts into their hand.

There's a reason he's not turning the video feed on, he knows this stupid game
]

I've already collected the requisite information from that filthy cave and the supplied pamphlets, endeavor not to tell me anything that isn't already contained within either of these.

I've really only a small collection of questions, starting with: Does the name Holli Would strike anyone as familiar, and ending with a request for employment.

I'd consider them both of equal importance.
 
 
15 July 2017 @ 03:37 pm
Who: Szelhamos and Tannusen
Where: Genessia City - Velvet Lust
When: Backdated to the heeeaaaatwaaaave.
What: Szel's been actively avoiding talking to Tannu, while still hanging around his bar, since the soul incident.
Warnings: Talk of old abuse.

After the first time Tannusen had approached the demon and Szel had literally just poofed away in a cloud of smoke, the tiger had backed off. Plenty of reasons ran through his head why the man may not want to deal with him directly anymore, and... well, he couldn't blame him.

Tannusen just went about business as usual, lounging around in his usual upstairs booth sipping tea. His legs were on the seat itself while his back was against the wall the booth stood beside, and he was actively doing something or other on a laptop on his lap. Reading, mostly. And sometimes a lot of typing.
 
 
Y'know, at least it's all toasty here now, I got a raw deal the last time I came here when it was all crummy and wintery.

[oh.

OH GOOD.

IT'S THIS VOICE AGAIN.
]

I mean it ain't no Bimini or nuthin' but hey, it ain't no Greenland either, I'll take it.

So's like whats happened here since I ain't been around an' stuff? Anyone die? Aliens? We catch sasquatch yet?

Does this place even do anythin'?

... We get any prettier ladies 'round here since I left?
 
 
01 July 2017 @ 12:39 pm
Havin' a clearance sale on summer equinox items, what since it's been long past.

Aye, they're still good for other spells and rituals and the like, they ain't just purely for the summer, but as the season's half way through and most major festivals have passed until harvest, I gotta start movin' stock for herb maintenance, focuses and texts.

That means half off on oak staves and wands in particular, for those of ye out there who like to be timely.

Minor sale once more on charms, we've got one in particular that functions as an alarm.

Speak the time ye want it to go, and when the hour comes, it will make a loud, noticeable sound thus alertin' ye of the time.

Perfect for remindin' yer employees when quittin' time is.
 
 
Who: Camael and Tannusen
Where: Velvet Lust
Warnings: Nah

Read more... )
 
 
18 June 2017 @ 01:17 am
... So s'it all over then?

Thank God, that was the most pointless half month of me life. May as well have just been feckin' dead, should have faffed about in that dead bloke liminal space if I'd known I'd come back to a load of shite.

Would have gotten exactly the same amount of garbage done.

Great, new guardian votin' too.

Can't wait, I'll get the phone all set up, see if I can't hook it proper to the telly and I'll take a shot every time someone says somethin' stupid.

Tannusen, I want ye to cart me unconscious droolin' carcass to me room when I'm done and lock the door so I don't go stumblin' out at three AM and start a fight with the hat rack again.

Seems like an excellent way to spend me weekend.
 
 
Who: Szelhamos, Cassian Lynch (in a different thread than Szel), and Tannusen
Where: Genessia City - Velvet Lust
When: At some point after the empty/mutated spirits aren't an issue and it's safe to re-open.
What: First thread: Szel harasses Tannu about his soul being broken. Second thread: Tannu tells Cass he's been cavorting with the enemy. That should go well!
Warnings: A whole lot of swearing, I'm sure. Will add if anything more intense crops up.


Thread 1 )Thread 2 )
 
 
Current Music: Jaymes Young - I’ll Be Good
 
 
Who: Tannusen and/or whoever!
Where: Genessia City - Velvet Lust (Please read that link if you're gonna tag in!)
What: A general Velvet Lust catch-all post for June. Back-tagging in the future, and back-dating now or later are both fine. And continuing your threads in old VL posts is also fine!
Warnings: Will add as/if needed.

🌟 OTAs, and closed threads between people who aren't Tannusen are also welcome!
(Please note it in your subject line, so I don't barge in!)

There are rules! And there are enforcers. Characters (or NPCs!) who step out of line will be removed from the premises.

A. [OPEN - obligatory Tannusen prompt!] )

B. [OTA - the Lil prompt!] )

C. [OTA or LOCKED - backdated: that week when Tannusen was strangely absent...] )

D. [OTA or LOCKED - choose your own adventure!] )

E. [LOCKED - current Velvet Lust staffers!] )
 
 
Current Music: 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter
 
 
xxxxx[ Private to: All Velvet Lust Employees ]

I won't be in in any official capacity for at least a week

Wade's driving, don't make him pull the club over

Andor

that means you


[Hell yeah he just sicced Deadpool on Andor in particular. Isn't being the least favorite employee the most fun?]



xxxxx[ Private to: Dorian Pavus ]

it's done

he... chose to come back


[So no, you're not down a job, apparently.]



xxxxx[ Private to: Szelhamos ]

it's done... and he chose to come back

[A pause.]

still like you

[It's almost juvenile to say that last bit, but... it's also equally weirdly relevant? In light of recent conversations.]
 
 
Current Music: Jaymes Young - I’ll Be Good
 
 
Who: Cassian Lynch, Tannusen, and OPEN
Where: The hospital folks wake up in when they've died.
What: A direct continuation of this scene.
Where: Six+ hours after Cassian's death.
Warnings: Angst, probably some gore, more angst.
NOTES: Folks are welcome to encounter him wandering the hospital, but please don't prevent him from finding Cass in that thread at the end of it.

- - - - -

they say before you start a war, you better know what you're fighting for )
 
 
Current Music: The Cab - Angel With A Shotgun
 
 
23 May 2017 @ 01:20 am
Who: Cassian, Tannusen and Garrus
Where: Everglade, in Cassian's Subgate
What: An end to two thousand years worth of BULLSHIT
Warnings: DEATH. VIOLENCE. ATTEMPTED CANNIBALISM. MENTIONS OF FORMER CANNIBALISM. BODY HORROR. HIGH SCORE HIGH SCORE HIGH SCORE

I lose myself between the sound )
 
 
21 May 2017 @ 03:16 am
just found this while looking at some online recipe books



is this really the man you all want to vote for as best cook???
 
 
Who: Tannusen and/or whoever!
Where: Genessia City - Velvet Lust (Please read that link if you're gonna tag in!)
What: A general Velvet Lust catch-all post for May. Back-tagging in the future, and back-dating now or later are both fine.
Warnings: Will add as/if needed.

🌟 OTAs, and closed threads between people who aren't Tannusen are also welcome!
(Please note it in your subject line, so I don't barge in!)

There are rules! And there are enforcers. Characters (or NPCs!) who step out of line will be removed from the premises.

A. [OPEN - anyone who is ICly an adult, kids simply aren't allowed inside] )

B. [OPEN - anyone ICly under-age, or who just wants to] )

C. [LOCKED - Velvet Lust staffers] )

D. [LOCKED - Private to Dorian Pavus] )
 
 
Current Music: 30 Seconds To Mars - Stranger in a Strange Land
 
 
16 May 2017 @ 06:38 pm
Always there is a constant stream of new arrivals. If you are thinking of causing any trouble - don't.

That is a warning especially for those who venture into Nova City. If you cause trouble there, you will be dealt with swiftly and you won't cause trouble ever again.

[After that menacing and overly threatening message, he adds a curt side note.]

Cassian Andor, K-2SO - report to me immediately.