[ Shrugs ] Cause they find you attractive, maybe? T'be fair, at a party like this, you can probably wear both your weird hood and my coat together and still get felt up.

[ Then, looks at him sternly. It's easy for him to finish that sentence, it's what he's been feeling all night. ]

Kinda awkward?

If you get uncomfortable, you should tell 'er to stop.

If you're fine with stuff, just not sure how to go on? Well, you're on your own for that. Pretty sure she wouldn't mind teachin ya anyway.