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genessia2017-12-05 11:36 pm
guitar_hero) wrote in genessia2017-12-05 11:36 pm
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[video] AU Event
[the camera is flicked on and he seems more than a little pissed]
I don't know what the fuck you think you're playing at, Princess, but you better get out of your chav little tracksuit and get your fat arse to the Genessia Emporium before I have to put a boot up it. If you think I've got time for this fuckery, I don't, and neither do you. So here. Now.
[a slight pause and then]
And anyone who has any ideas of putting up twitter pics or twee videos claiming the: 'Vitex Princess Has Let Herself Go," well go ahead. Go right on fucking ahead. You'll get them up there and then my lawyers will talk to your complete and utter piss poor lack of representation and tie your ass up in so much litigation that court will seem like your second fucking home.
Finally what does it take to get a decent fucking cup of coffee in this shithole? Everything tastes like it's been shat out of Satan's arse and called espresso.
I don't know what the fuck you think you're playing at, Princess, but you better get out of your chav little tracksuit and get your fat arse to the Genessia Emporium before I have to put a boot up it. If you think I've got time for this fuckery, I don't, and neither do you. So here. Now.
[a slight pause and then]
And anyone who has any ideas of putting up twitter pics or twee videos claiming the: 'Vitex Princess Has Let Herself Go," well go ahead. Go right on fucking ahead. You'll get them up there and then my lawyers will talk to your complete and utter piss poor lack of representation and tie your ass up in so much litigation that court will seem like your second fucking home.
Finally what does it take to get a decent fucking cup of coffee in this shithole? Everything tastes like it's been shat out of Satan's arse and called espresso.