Issue #5 - June 5th

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Tradewinds Newsletter

[ Good morning citizens of Genessia, Nova City, Fayren, Attleton and Everglade! Today brings you the third issue of the Tradewinds Newsletter. CC is on the route today, so enjoy having broken windows and god help you if you're outside because she may accidentally hit you with the paper. ]

[ Today's Lucky Victims: Monkey D Luffy, Raye Hino, Renge Houshakuji, Hazama, Yuna, Yuri Nakamura ]

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This Week In Review

Strange Cranes in Automobiles
A new movie is being brought to the theatre's in Genessia City, according to the latest review, which is as follows:

'I was given the courtesy and honor to have a sneak peek at the preview of this movie that is coming out this very weekend, and I have to admit, I'm actually kind of excited. Not much is being told about the movie, from the scenestills that were released to our company. The synopsis of the movie is a bit bizarre too, for that matter. The protagonists are all cranes. Endangered cranes at that. The Antagonists? All human. In one trailer, we get to see a flock of cranes take to the sky as a run down automobile careens off a cliff, disturbing a nesting ground of a local family of cranes. This event proceeds to spiral into sheer chaos as the cranes and other aerial fauna get caught up in a territorial dispute with both the human race and a clan of storks. It sounds tired and cliche? Maybe so, but the reviewer intends to see the movie based on one still: That of a man dressed as a stork with two cranes tied up in the backseat, driving down a highway, while things are exploding in the background.

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Missed Connection

To my Beloved Lady Kuno

You know not me, but watched and admired you from afar, I have. Your beauty, your elegance, your charm. Sweet cabernet, you are. Of caramel a mouthfull, elegant mango and corpulent salted beef. Fine drink during the cool summer evenings. To spend time in the shadow of your shadow's shadow I long. Herh herh herh.

If but to acknowledge me, you were, sing your glory to the heavens, I would, to be by your side touch the stars and defy death himself, forever more. Hmmmmmm.

Soon become a reality, I await your answer with hope of hopes that my dreams of watching you sleep will. Hmmmmmm. Me under the willow tree tomorrow at 3 in the park my dearest meet, and my embrace fly into. Yeesssssss.

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Help Wanted!

Help! I wrecked my ship ship again and it sank not far from the beach in Fayren, Ship's salvageable if someone can clear the area of the ravenous dire-sharks. Last time I asked for help someone made off with all my supplies - as a result I don't have money to pay. If you still manage to recover my supplies and ship, I'll give you a free ferry ride. Non swimmers probably shouldn't apply. I'll be at the Drunken Monkey in Fayren.
~Captain Ignatious. B. Peanut, of the Swampy Mary.

Help! I'm too sick to leave my room, and I hear that there is a miracle cure deep in the center of some ruins in Attleton. I hope that the cure is something that will fix my sickness. If someone would be willing to go and try to find it I can pay...and you can keep whatever treasures you find that might be left there.

~Zyelle, Attleton City

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