[he doesn't get it. Any of it. And he's stopped trying to try to get it because it seems a knot beyond the ken of even most humans]

Anything I can do to help? I mean I've no problem helping you get hold of hazel-eyes over there. Even [if it feels a touch ...what was the word? odd to buy dates for others or even onesownself even for charity-- except he seems to have been okay with it in great hair and sandshoes so...] if he's almost too good looking.

[slurrrp]