[Anon Video] Holiday Cheer and a New Year!

[spidertwerp]

[A masked hero on a rooftop is waving at the camera.]

Hi there! It's Spider-Man! I just wanted to wish everyone a good holiday season.

[He sounds like he's smiling.]

New year's is coming up, which is going to be really fun, but just remember to be safe! Don't go anywhere at night alone, okay?

I've got your back!

[He waves goodbye and turns off the feed.]

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[younghero]

[Link is starting to get the hang of these devices. The superhero costume caught his attention, since he is a ten-year-old boy, and then he was further confused by the suggestion to not go alone at night.

Maybe people needed weapons?]

Hey, why is it dangerous to go out at night? Do some people not have weapons? Are there bad guys looking for people without weapons?

[A pause and a question that might get him a bop from Navi.]

Why are you dressed like that?

[He was still in training with Winter, but, if there were jerks bothering nice people, he'd try to sneak and take care of that.]

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[mother_of_monsters]

[What.

Such a weird looking...man?]

Are you made of spiders?

[liveandforgive]

... ... ... we have superheroes?

[Video]

[fairysoul]

[Mavis tilts her head, surprised by the outfit and the last statement. She smiles nonetheless.]

That's very nice of you.

Which city are you protecting, then?

[She's surprised this man didn't run for the Guardian election. Maybe he's new.]

Anon forever

[spidertwerp]

[He smiles and waves slightly.]

Well some people think night time is a good time to do bad things like commit crimes. I don't know how many people have weapons, but the bad guys usually have them.

[He hums slightly.]

And probably, they rather the victims not have weapons.

[He tilts his head to the side.]

Oh, well, this is my costume! See the spider? [He points to his chest.]

[Anon Video Forever ]

[spidertwerp]

I'm not made of spiders, but I can do anything a spider can!

[He raises his shoulders in a shrug.]

Spider-Man! That's me!

Anon Video Forever

[spidertwerp]

[The man flashes him a victory sign.]

I don't know if you can call me a superhero, but I try!

[Anon Video Forever]

[spidertwerp]

I'm in Genessia right now, but I'll be swinging by all of them. I'm very fast!

[No, he didn't run to be a Guardian, he isn't sure he'd be so good at that job.]

gotcha

[mother_of_monsters]

So you lay eggs?

I'm Dray, nice to meet you!

and ever and ever

[liveandforgive]

[a little list,]

Spider-Man, wears a mask, protects the innocent...

[well, Cloud's just assuming the innocent part, but he assumes that comes with the territory]

You do you.

[spidertwerp]

I'm a boy! I don't lay eggs!

[That's Spider-Man, Dray]

[mother_of_monsters]

You just said that you could do anything a spider could do. And they do that. Some eat their partners too, do you do that? How many eyes do you have?

Why aren't you called spider boy?

[He has questions, okay. Important questions.]

[spidertwerp]

Yeah, but I'm still a guy. [Is it possible to look flustered in a mask? It totally is. He flails.]

No I am not going to eats someone if I ever do that, and I only have two eyes. I'm not a spider, I can just do what spiders do!

[He flails his arms again.]

Because I'm a man!

[Whose voice just cracked, thanks for the ill timing, puberty.]

[spidertwerp]

[He looks pleased, even under the mask.]

Well yeah, I'm trying to protect the innocent, as much as I can! I just want to help people!

Re: Anon forever

[younghero]

I guess I'll have to keep an eye out....

[Link tilted his head.]

S'cool! Do you like Spiders a whole lot?

video;

[hopeschild]

I've already learned that lesson to not go out at night when I first got here.

[That time was certainly a blast to say the least.]

[mother_of_monsters]

So you lied. [Yep, it seems possible. Dray's ears perk up and he's giving you a very judgy stare, Spiderman.]

Uh huh...sure you are.

[spidertwerp]

I didn't lie! Doing things spiders can do, doesn't mean I am a spider. I'm not.

[Did the eyes of his suit narrow a little bit? They sure did.]

Of course I am!

[spidertwerp]

Yes, do be careful, that's all. I wouldn't want anything to happen, or anyone to get hurt that's all.

[He hums thoughtfully.]

They're okay. I did a lot of reading a little while ago, so they're pretty interesting.

[mother_of_monsters]

It's still deceiving advertising. You need a new motto.

[Okay that is really weird.

Ur weird.]

How old are you?

anon video;

[spidertwerp]

Oh, well you should be fine most of the time, it's just people tend to have a good time and drink and stuff, so everyone should be safe about it!

[spidertwerp]

Why would you even want me to lay eggs?

[He's so confused.]

I'm...plenty old! Really! Uh... [He hesitates, he really should have an answer prepared, but he's not great at lying.]

[younghero]

Oh, don't worry about me. I've got a sword, a shield, my fairy Navi---

[Link nodded.]

Do you wanna be one?

[mother_of_monsters]

I don't, I was just asking if you could. Are you going to tell me you don't liquefy your prey either?

[You're a terrible spider, Spiderman.]

Before, you called having sex 'doing that'. You don't really seem that old to me.

[spidertwerp]

An actual spider? No thanks.

[He laughs.]

Too many legs, you know?

[He sounds like he's speaking fondly.]

Then it sounds like you'll be ready for the night!