Operation 26 | [Text]

[orlokbutterfly]

[The week seemed to be treating Gale relatively nicely, even though he's had a bit of a personal zoo expansion with the addition of new Pokemon friends (which at least his Aerodactyl, Mareep and Cubone seemed happy with the new arrangement). He'd gotten himself a nice new collection of six, complete with one that wouldn't stay anywhere near Gale despite him catching it- Trubbish always seemed more interested in producing some sort of odd gas before running off somewhere where Gale couldn't find him. Luckily wind magic would disperse the gas before Gale could breathe it, but, well. It's gotten a few pedestrians a few times and Gale had to get them to the hospital to sleep it off. He had half a mind to put a bounty out for the damn thing.

But that wouldn't come to pass because there was a bigger investigation that Gale had to carry out. He was a deputy, so he kind of actually had to pay attention to civilian concerns now, and there was something about a big horrifying bird. How scary could a bird be, really?

Well. Pretty damn scary when it turns out it's big enough to carry him off in its giant talon and he's left clutching his little Vulpix in his arms so he wouldn't lose her, while he has to scramble to send out a calm, casual, rational text.]

SOS

ABDUCTED BY GIANT BIRD

WAS NOT AWARE BIRDS COULD GET THIS BIG

HOW TO INFORM LARGE BIG THAT A CYBORG IS MOSTLY INEDIBLE?