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sitalion ([personal profile] sitalion) wrote in [community profile] genessia2014-07-01 06:02 am

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[In order to make a living, this poor sea lion is doing what he's been trained to do – entertain. Stefano stands ready, three bowling pins in his flippers, with a top hat turned upside down behind him, to collect tips.]

Gather around, everybody, gather around! I, the great-a Stefano, will perform a trick-a to brighten your day!

[And he proceeds to juggle the bowling pins in his flippers for a moment before he misses a catch, and the pins go flying in all directions. Stefano grins sheepishly, with a nervous chuckle.]

Eh...that was-a just a warm-up. The real act is-a coming up!

[He picks up a beach ball and begins to balance it on his nose. He then takes a smaller one and tosses it up on top of the beach ball, to balance it there as well.]

Look at this! It's-a good, no?

[When he's done, he drops the balls back onto the ground. He then picks up his phone device. The video's been on, but he's sure people can't see what he's doing through that.]

If you missed it, don't worry! I will be performing all over-a Genessia, so soon I will-a be in a city near you!
tenminutes: (Over the sound of your stupid obviously.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2014-07-01 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How could we miss it? You recorded it, stupid.

[ Such a nice greeting. She's hoping he didn't intend on getting money from a bunch of people over a recording.. ]
tenminutes: (Glasses make me look smarter!)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2014-07-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, and now we can bootleg it and never have to pay for it!

[ She's pulling his leg. Well, probably. Yuri doesn't want to bootleg it really, she'd rather go see in person, but she doesn't doubt someone would. ]
tenminutes: (Ohoho a good gun.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2014-07-01 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You were just doing that for fun?

[ She looks surprised. She thought it was a street act, like those guys who wandered around blowing fire out of their nose on street corners in Paris or something. ]
tenminutes: (Over the sound of your stupid obviously.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2014-07-02 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's both refreshing and kind of cute.

[ It's a sea lion, Yuri, how would he not be cute? ]

You're from a circus?
tenminutes: (My chopsticks are holding the amount.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2014-07-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of it, but I'm not from Europa.

[ She's not sure if it's an accent or the actual name of the place, so she's just going to go with Europa unless he corrects her. Different worlds are weird. ]