III | Em-egg-ency

[allforthem]

[Video]

Okay..okay, gimme a sec..phew...

I've been running around the different areas with THIS. [shows a baseball bat] Because! Eggs have mysteriously arrived and have done a lot of weird things to others. So if you're watching this video:

DO.

NOT.

TOUCH.

OR EAT!!!!

THOSE EGGS!

I'm going to go another round in the areas to hide these eggs, so if anyone wants to join me just be careful! Got it? Good!

Comments

[shimmer_on]

Seems like your warning came a little too late.

The young unicorn was put out by this turn of events. Considering everything, she could afford to lose the Narrator whenever he needed to be there.

I can HEAR you two!

Well of course you can, you're just like the Wonderland kids, but don't you worry, no one else can hear us.

GRRRRRRRRR! WILL YOU TWO QUIT IT!

[Video]

[nevercuthishair]

Eggs?

Like...Easter eggs or hard-boiled eggs?

(Did it matter? Either way, Taichi was currently unfazed.)

[childsized]

I assume that's why there are so many children yelling on these devices today.

[ Robert is totally fine... just soaking wet. He also, though it's not in shot right now, has a stuffed shark that he's not at all sure what to do with. He stopped touching the eggs as soon as water dumped on him from nowhere, though. ]

That bat seems like a better idea than hiding them. They are Easter eggs, and there are a lot of little kids. [ Kids grab hidden Easter eggs, and then eat them if they're chocolate. This might not end well. ]

[allforthem]

..Duuuude, you're a unicorn?

..Ach! Enough later. You be careful! Maybe some headphones may help?

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[allforthem]

Both! Or..either or. Ones that are colorful and stupid looking.

Smash them or hide them up! They're awful!

Auugh! Just be careful, I can't have anymore of my friends getting hurt!

[allforthem]

Hehe! Right!

I'll wack them all away from people to be safe! So what do you say, will you join me?

....Also need a towel?

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[nevercuthishair]

Wow. Something tells me this isn't the first bit of weirdness that's happened here.

What kind of weird things have they done? What happened to your other friends?

(Taichi nods, already telling himself not to approach any eggs.)

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[allforthem]

First..[she sighed] someone flipped over their motorcycle on the road from eating an egg, MANY people are turning into children or adults either with memories of the present, past, or future...

Just got word that there are rabbits attacking, bodies are being split, some people got water splashed all over them.

It's all just a mess..! I don't want you to get anything like that from just an egg!

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[nevercuthishair]

Huh. I didn't think eggs could be that dangerous. (Not unless his mother made them.) Rabbits, yeah.

...I'll be careful. Do you need any help dealing with them?

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[gamerrep]

I wasn't planning on touching them in general, nor was I planning on smashing them because you never know if it will end up affecting whatever you are using since you don't know what is inside.

[If by touching something happens, would it count for anything touching it? That is the question.]

[shimmer_on]

Yes, I am a unicorn. Kinda, it's a long story.

A story that goes back to the time she was a student in the magical faraway land of Equestria.

And that's a story we could tell.

I THINK NOT! [Calming down, she added,] I'll try the headphones.

[childsized]

[ He's going along with a lot of "heroes" lately... but there's also nothing better to do with his time. ]

Why not? Panicking children will get old eventually.

I'd appreciate it.

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[stillsmiling]

Eh? Are the eggs bad?

I thought Easter was a good holiday?

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[allforthem]

[Sayaka raised a finger to protest, but she deflated]

..You know what you're right about that. Always switch between sticks and baseball bats then!

[or swords for what she's been using, thank goodness she had Unlimited Blade Works. Definitely better than a certain Archer's]

[allforthem]

Goood luck, Sunset!

[allforthem]

Euurgh..I just hope they turn back into themselves. These poor kids..

It's much appreciated, guy.

[shimmer_on]

Thanks, hopefully it'll work out.

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[allforthem]

The eggs are REALLY bad! Don't do anything with them, kid!

Easter is a good holiday and should be filled with egg hunting and candy..but these eggs hold trickery, lies, and curses!

[mutters, 'would it be too obvious to guess a witch is behind all of this?']

Anyway, just watch your back.

[stillsmiling]

Watch my back... So eggs attack from behind?

[kill him]

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[gamerrep]

That sounds like a good idea, also make sure that people don't keep it up whenever this is over.

[childsized]

Has anything like this happened here before?

Should I meet you, or will we be splitting up? That would be more expedient.

[allforthem]

Well-no?

[she hoped not!] But! If you touch them they might! Better to use a stick or something to stab them with. Or just curses in general.

[allforthem]

I don't know. I'm relatively new here too. But that doesn't matter..

We'll split up! I trust you to do your best and not get hurt.

No one wants to get hurt after all, right? [Sayaka winked, grinning]

[childsized]

[ Well, if they knew, they might have an idea whether this will wear off or if it'll need to be fixed. But since Robert doesn't care, he doesn't bring that up. ]

I'll manage. I'm not looking to be affected by any of these, though I'm sure someone out there might.

[allforthem]

You..think someone out there would want to be cursed?

Jeesh.. That's hard to believe.

[childsized]

I don't think most people would, but I wouldn't discount anything.

We might want to keep an eye out. Whatever put these eggs here might replace them.