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NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION

[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Jenny, Zack Fair, Augustine Gheorghe Vlad Tepeş, Larxene, Cassian Andor, Dandy, Lydia, Elize Lutus.
The following people have their newspaper placed neatly on their doorsteps: Emerald Sustrai, Mercury Black, Gale Reinhardt, Mey-Rin, Navi, Levi, Kirika Yuumura, Cad Bane, Mayu Nozaki, Nora Valkyrie, Chiaki Nanami, Sync, Konoka Konoe, Setsuna Sakurazaki, Takeru Takaishi, Theodore Satchel, Rapunzel.
Garrus Vakarian gets a paper thrown at him.]

Heartless Killer Claims Victim
The body of 28-year-old Allen Willows was discovered washed up on the riverbank in Everglade on April 4th in the early morning. The victim's cause of death appears to be several brutal blows to the back of the head, causing the skull to fracture in multiple places. Willows's chest cavity appeared to be sliced open with a sharp instrument, likely a knife, and his heart was no longer there. Police are searching the riverbanks upstream for clues that might identify the killer, but as of yet they have been unable to locate the approximate site where the body was dumped. No witnesses have stepped forward at this time. Willows was last seen leaving his home to meet with friends at the local pub, but according to the proprietor, he never arrived. While residents are urged to take precautions, there appears to be little alarm given the nature of Everglade and its more gruesome denizens. "I don't know what more we can do," beleagured patrolman John Griffon said in an earlier interview. "The citizens wear crosses, carry holy water, and I'm pretty sure everyone's got some sort of silver weapon on them. You can't protect yourself against every unholy horror in this place. This sort of thing just happens. People die, monsters eat them. I hate to say that we're used to it, but it's common to wake up one morning and find out your neighbor's just a greasy smear on your front lawn."
Fire in the Sky Contained
Nova City's high in the sky luxury apartment complex Skyhouse Network experienced a fire on Wednesday. The fire took place in the apartment of former Nova City Guardian Mercury Black and his roommate, Emerald Sustrai. Emerald Sustrai was not found anywhere near the scene of the fire and was unable to be found for questioning. It appears that the fire was started from within the apartment and many of the possessions were removed before the apartment went up in flames.
The owner of Skyhouse Network stated that the fire was contained from the get-go, given that the apartments are built using state of the art burn-free materials, same as are used in standard construction of government buildings, schools, and other Nova City buildings. It was an interior-only fire and the worst of the damage done was scorch marks.
"Needless to say, the previous tenants will not be getting their deposit back," said owner Opal Sparrow, "Continuing and future tenants of the Network can be assured that all safety functions within the complex are working perfectly, and no one should experience problems due to the arson."

The Puzzle Corner is a new section in the paper that gives its readers a chance to win prizes. There will be puzzles, brainteasers or the like listed below. Answering one will net you a prize. Only one puzzle can be solved per reader. (Just comment to the paper with your answer.)
1.) Can you find the eleven hidden colours in the following paragraph:
Many injured animals are invited to live at the 'Toronto Range'. Stop in kangaroo corner and marvel at the lovely creatures within. Dig over the potato patch to find small furry caterpillars, but don't yell! Owls can be found swooping for edible rodents, earwigs or perhaps bluebottles in the undergrowth. The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk! Peacocks can be found showing their colourful wares, which look fantastic when viewed with our ultraviolet torch.
Prize: Art set.
2.) Below are safari animals, however, each letter has been replaced by its position in the alphabet, but the spaces between the resulting numbers has been removed.
For example, DOG = 4-15-7 = 4157.
What are the safari animals?
18891415
3181531549125
79181665
38552018
12515161184
89161615
512516811420
2216611215
1291514
Prize: Gift card to "Sandwiches R Us".
3.) If Fred the Squirrel can find one nut in 15 minutes and Jane the Squirrel can find one nut in 12 minutes.
How many whole nuts will they accumulate in a day if they work together.
Bearing in mind their daughter, Teresa, takes 20 minutes to eat a nut and she eats all day long!
Prize: Passes to the Genessia City Zoo.
4.) Three people are buried in the sand all facing forwards with their heads above ground.
Each person has a hat placed on their head selected from a bag containing 3 red hats, and 2 black hats, and they knew the possible hat choices.
They cannot turn around to see those behind them.
The person at the back is asked what hat they are wearing. They reply 'I do not know'. The middle person is asked what hat they are wearing. They also reply 'I do not know'. The person at the front is then asked what hat they are wearing. They reply 'I am wearing a red hat'.
How did they know?
Prize: A giftcard to a local bookstore.
5.) Below you will find 15 well-known seven letter words, with only their endings remaining.
Can you determine the words?
....nst
....nip
....fth
....rno
....dox
....sil
....nac
....iem
....arb
....ior
....bey
....van
....ipt
....dth
....nox
Prize: A standing lamp.
6.) At a recent visit to the reptile house at the local zoo, I counted a total of 27 heads and 70 feet.
I was counting snakes, lizards and people and I know that there were exactly twice as many lizards as people.
How many snakes did I count?
Prize: Free shoes from "Shoe Storage" shoe store.

A section in the paper that will probably only appear when the Horoscope writer isn't feeling lazy.
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You will be comforted by a sense of inner and outer balance. What you have and what you want are in harmony.Quick Overview It's never easy to begin a fresh challenge. Especially a genuine challenge that will see you testing your knowledge or facing up to something that you have avoided for far too long. Do it the proper way: research and professional advice. That way, you know that you'll be off to a good start, and you'll avoid picking up bad habits or bad information right from the beginning.Extended Overview Be an inspiration to others by encouraging them to be their best and to take on new challenges. One day, they might do the same for you.Career Overview | You are still feeling anxious about the consequences of a recent decision. Don't despair, there will soon be a resolution.Quick Overview If there is something important that you want to do but you're too shy to do it, this unfulfilled desire may become one of your regrets later in the future. When we are young we regret our mistakes. When we are older, we regret the things that we didn't do. Be brave and do something today that you might regret not doing tomorrow.Extended Overview If it's distracting you, avoid it.Career Overview | Friendships will require a common sense approach. Someone is romantically interested in you, but you do not necessarily feel the same way.Quick Overview No matter how many times you fall down, all you have to do is get up just one more time. It may seem like an enormous challenge, but you can do it; you can stand up one more time. If you fall again, you can stand up again. As the old proverb says: fall seven times and stand up eight times.Extended Overview Focusing on the negatives could drag you down into the depths of despair. Try focusing on the positives instead.Career Overview | Victory is yours. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame.Quick Overview You don't need to have the finest or most expensive tools to craft something beautiful. What matters most are the materials you use, the skills you develop and utilise, and ensuring that you have a clear vision of what you want to achieve.Extended Overview Magical thinking, whereby you hope that something happens without any real effort, is not a practical way to get things moving.Career Overview |
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You will achieve a sense of equality among your colleagues or peers.Quick Overview It's not always easy to tolerate the behaviours of others; it can be quite a challenge. However, be patient and take a second look. You may have misinterpreted the message and made a negative assumption about the situation. Try seeing things from their perspective.Extended Overview Mixing your personal social media accounts with your work life can be a recipe for embarrassment and disaster. Don't risk your reputation.Career Overview | A healthy relationship doesn't happen by accident. Healthy relationships require mutual effort.Quick Overview You need to stop, take a deep breath, and appreciate what's happening around you. Analyse it, consider it, look for all the connections. Try to see where you are before you take a step towards where you want to go. Taking stock of this moment in time allows you to make more informed choices about what to do next. Don't head blindly into your future. Make yourself a map of where you've been and where you are, so that the road ahead is less of a mystery. You can't plan every aspect of the future, but you can certainly come up with a well-considered prediction.Extended Overview Don't live in the dark. If you have a question, ask it. If you need to know how to do something, or you need more information, ask.Career Overview | You have been burning the candle at both ends. Now is the time to rest and relax.Quick Overview We'd all like to put down our work tools once in a while and start enjoying ourselves. It's not easy balancing your commitments with your pleasures, even when those pleasures are simple. The good news is that it's possible to find new ways to balance the two, so that you can complete your work and have some freedom to enjoy the spoils of your success. All work and no play can make your routine seem pretty monotonous, so you need to find a way to do something for yourself each and every day. Otherwise, you might end up feeling like a slave to your commitments.Extended Overview Dig a little deeper before you commit. Things might look good at first glance, but you're only seeing the tip of the iceberg.Career Overview | Confusion will soon give way to balance and harmony.Quick Overview Learning and analysing is your best defence against uncertainty at this time. You'll be confronted with situations and ideas that challenge you to think and act outside of your comfort zone. This is not something to be afraid of. See it for what it truly is; a chance for you to grow in unexpected and exciting ways.Extended Overview You need to make an important decision. Base your decision on facts, not fancy and wishful thinking.Career Overview |
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It feels as if the sun is shining just for you. Enjoy the warmth and love that it brings.Quick Overview Your head is in the clouds today. Or, at least, that is exactly where you'd like it to be. Something has captured your imagination today, and you're eager to let your mind run away with a fanciful dream. It doesn't hurt to dream, and it seems as if you're doing this to help keep some of those moody blues away, but don't spend too long in fantasy land.Extended Overview If you want to overcome work-related anxiety, focus on your goals, not your performance.Career Overview | Your ability to notice all of the details will be of great benefit today.Quick Overview Sunshine and lollipops is the best way to describe your day ahead. The universe is giving you a break from your usual routine and offering you joyful opportunities to kick up your heels and enjoy yourself. A small surprise may lead to big laughs and a fresh outlook.Extended Overview Concise meetings are productive meetings. Get to the point.Career Overview | Despite your efforts, you may not achieve what you desire. Consider your options.Quick Overview It may take all of your wisdom to understand and investigate an interesting opportunity today. The thing that you desire most will not be offered to you at this time; instead, you will be offered something else in its place. Don't be too quick to judge. Be wise and evaluate the offer before you reject it out of hand. Consider its value and future potential. If the offer turns out to be too unrealistic, or doesn't fit your plans at all, then patience and determination will help to ease any feelings of frustration.Extended Overview Bad bosses often say bad things. Don't take them personally.Career Overview | Before you head out onto the battle field, ask yourself is there is a better way to resolve this dispute.Quick Overview You have a strong desire. It's exciting, isn't it? There's an itch that you want to scratch. It feels daring and secretive at the same time. Only you know what you truly want. Only you know the passion and desire that is building up inside of you. Will you give in to burning temptation? Will you open the flood gates and allow the cool waters of fulfilment to wash over you? It's exciting just to think about the possibilities and the anticipation is sweeter than sugar.Extended Overview You don't need to be a graduate from the finest college in the land in order to get ahead in the world. The school that you attended matters much less than whether or not you are capable of doing the job.Career Overview |

Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Fortuna's Palace: A casino in Nova City is hiring for Bartenders, Cooks, Custodial/Maintenance, Game Dealers, Surveillance/Security Officers, Pitboss, Head of Security, Wait Staff. If interested contact Johnny Storm.
Attleton Elementary: This Elementary School is currently hiring teachers for every subject.
The Dancing Donner: A pub in Fayren that is currently hiring for a Bartender.
Library: The Library in Genessia City are currently hiring Librarians and Librarian assistants!
Hamete Strip Mall: is always looking for some part time Store Sale Clerks, so why not set up a store and have a ball in the strip mall.
Aster Technologies: Aster Tech in Nova City is currently hiring for the following positions. R&D Division Manager, Engineers, Software Programmers, Shop Clerks.
Under The Sun: A Business in Fayren specializing in retrieving herbs and monster hunting. Hiring for Beast Hunters, Herb Hunters. If interested, contact Sun Wukong.
[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]

A list of bounties being offered throughout all five cities. Generally only one bounty is offered per-paper for each city, but sometimes multiple bounties are offered. Help the community and get criminals off the street at the same time. Don't see anything that interests you below? Check your local BBB.
Genessia City
Flame On - A man with a flamethrower has been setting people on fire with it. A few have died and some have ended up in the hospital. A level 2 payment is being offered for his capture.
Nova City
The All Naturals – The All Naturals are a gang of Health Food lovers that are tired of people eating junk food and poisoning their bodies. They have vowed that if people want to die so much, then they are happy to help them along. A level 2 payment is being offered for each of their captures.
Broccoli – Boyfriend of Apple. Has a vegetable launcher that shoots vegetables at high speed to injure people.
[ooc: List the name of the person your character is going after in the bounty form. Only one member may be claimed per player.]
Everglade
The Collector - A Necromancer in Everglade has killed and turned at least three families into his servants. A level 3 payment is being offered for his capture.
Fayren
Animal Master - A mage has been using their magic to twist the mind of pets and make them attack their owners. A level 2 payment is being offered for their capture.
Attleton
Con Man - A man posing as a doctor had taken people for massive amounts if money. A level 2 payment is being offered for his capture.

Genessia City
April 8th - April 22nd

Attleton
April 8th - April 22nd

Everglade
April 8th - April 22nd

Fayren
April 8th - April 22nd

Nova City
April 8th - April 22nd

[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved,but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. ]













Submissions for the Next Paper!
Bounty Claims!
Bounty Claim Form
The Puzzle Corner
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Naoki Kashima; open to others
Additional Information: gonna log it. If no one wants to jump in, I'll just post the entire fight.
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Ted, Open
Additional Information: Open if you want! Won't log otherwise.
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Namur, open if desired
Additional Information: only logged if someone wants to play.
#6
#4
The middle person, assuming he's reasonable, knows that. If he'd seen a black in front, he'd know his own must be red. As he does not know, the only conclusion left is that the one in front's is red.
no subject
no subject
#1
Many injured animals are invited to live at the 'Toronto Range'. Stop in kangaroo corner and marvel at the lovely creatures within. Dig over the potato patch to find small furry caterpillars, but don't yell! Owls can be found swooping for edible rodents, earwigs or perhaps bluebottles in the undergrowth. The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk! Peacocks can be found showing their colourful wares, which look fantastic when viewed with our ultraviolet torch.
Unclaimed bounties what?
Who: Enno
Additional Information: Gonna log it.
no subject
Who: Weiss, Ruby, Jaune
Additional Information: I'll post a log!