But I remember everything [audio]

[corruptedsave]

[Tired, tired child's voice. Chara hasn't actually been on the network since well... A good while, and for a good reason too.

Not that they're going to say the reason, at least not outright.]

So... Ending up in a hospital, does that happen every time? Either way it's completely different from what I'm used to.

[A pause then... Said as if just remembering a silly fact.] Although it's better than the flower bed.

[Cough.]

Anyway looks like we also got a new batch of stupid people too. So it's just another day in this hell hole, wee.

Comments

[audio]

[howamanlives]

Every time what? Did you get into a fight or something?

[audio]

[corruptedsave]

Yeah, something like that

[A lie but this is a new person and they don't feel up to playing all too nice.]

[audio]

[ubiquitously]

Hospital? Obviously you weren't okay before, but I hope you're doing well now? Did you get in an accident?

[allforthem]

Haha! Did you at least win the fight?

Must have if you ended up in a hospital, kid.

[audio]

[corruptedsave]

Yep... Dunno what you're talking about, I don't think we've spoken before?

[Just going to deny deny the shenanigans at the start of April.]

Accident, fight, murder. It's something like that.

[corruptedsave]

Said the other kid, I'm guessing.

And they other one isn't even around anymore, so you can guess how that went.

[ubiquitously]

I mean, if you're in a hospital then it's not because you're feeling like sunshine and rainbows. [...] Actually, that could be an alarming medical condition if it's literal. Not my point.

Eh, it happens. Were you the only one hospitalized? If someone is in the morgue, then I'm impressed. I didn't think that happened here.

[corruptedsave]

It probably is a real condition... Somewhere. [They trail off... Remembering something from home.] Heh.

Well when the other person is yourself how can a body end up in the morgue?

[ubiquitously]

Eh?

[Maybe the correct answer here is to be mortified. Uai was one of the body split victims, so he knows this kid is talking about something genuinely possible. In fact, Uai is certain that Frisk must have also suffered a body split and successfully murdered their other half.

He's a bit too excited to hear this.]

Did you get one of those split eggs? You killed the other you? How do you feel? Did it work? [Uai kind of wishes he'd actually gone through with it now.]

[allforthem]

...As in dead?

Uh. That's not okay. You are aware that this is being recorded, right? If you...did the do.

[corruptedsave]

[Man they're more used to adults finding this stuff off putting, so Uai's reaction is well...

Good thing it's an audio transmission.]

I think so? And maybe, maybe not. It's like dying, have you ever died before?

[corruptedsave]

No, as in alive.

[Duh tone of voice from them.]

I don't really care? It was myself anyways, so does it count as murder? I don't think so.

[ubiquitously]

[Excuse Uai. He's a bit strange.]

Aw, drat. So it was like dying. Maybe I won't tell Mami that she was right, then. [Gotta protect his pride.] I've gotten close, but clearly I've never entirely kicked the bucket. The refusing to die thing is part of my "problem."

Would you say you succeeded in what you set out to do, though?

[corruptedsave]

[Don't worry, Chara is weird too. Or fucked up. Either or.]

I suggest not doing it. Dying I mean, even if you do it quickly it's still annoying.

[How they talk about dying sounds more like getting a paper cut instead of, you know, DEATH.]

And, hm... I guess I did? It's not something I plan on doing again.

[ubiquitously]

I'll definitely take that advice more seriously when it comes from someone with dying experiences. Thanks, senpai.

[This is the wrong time for Uai to have a bad sense of humor.]

Then congrats. Here's hoping something like that never has to come up again. Because it was kind of annoying.

[Video]

[k2so]

A hospital? Did you get sick?

[audio]

[howamanlives]

... Ah. Let me guess, ya lost? Some bigger guy put you in the hospital?

[audio]

[spoiledbugboy]

[He isn't going to comment on the hospital thing, even though he can relate with waking up in hospitals out of nowhere. He's just glad he found someone that shares his distaste for... Genessia, wasn't it?]

I hear you about the hell hole... I'm not exactly excited about this place either.

[corruptedsave]

It's Chara.

[Even in jest, they won't deal with this anime bullshit. okay not really, but it shows how much exposure they have had that senpai sets them off]

Like I said, it beats the flower bed at least.

[audio]

[corruptedsave]

[Oh Kaytoo, you sweet innocent robot.]

Yeah, you could say it was something like that.

[audio]

[corruptedsave]

No, I put the other guy in a grave.

[Chara... the "other guy" was yourself.]

[audio]

[corruptedsave]

[More like Chara just hates the majority of people here That includes new people.

Actually especially new people.]

... Yeah, but it's only awful because of the people.

/permavideo

[k2so]

[He tried to go for the non terrible option first.]

Something like that but not quite. Did anybody hurt you? Are you feeling better?

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[corruptedsave]

[But the terrible option is always the best!]

Well... I'm not dead [Anymore.] so yes. I'm fine.

[audio]

[spoiledbugboy]

[he also seems to be willing to pretend he didn't hear the comment about stupid new people, since he's one of the new people.]

Fufufu... Well, I don't even know you, but I already like the way you think!