anon

[droidrights]

[ Oh no. Oh no. There's a very bored droid in town who has discovered the true wonders of the Genessia internet: glitter text generators and Comic Sans Serif. Fear her. She is a 70s robot wielding the power of 90s internet.

Enjoy figuring out whether this is trolling or not. ]

 


 

TREAT ROBOTS WITH RESPECT 

THEY HAVE FEELINGS, TOO       

and they can kick harder than you

Comments

[k2so]

Finally someone telling it like it is.

In a very colourful way, at that.

[quick_clean_pure]

Nice font you got there.

anon

[droidrights]

I know

[ Unironically. At home they have DOS-style screens and monochromes. Glitter font is the future is now. ]

private text

[droidrights]

Do you like it?

They have colored text!

[quick_clean_pure]

Cute clipart too. Decided to take up robot PSAs here in the city?

[droidrights]

Maybe

[quick_clean_pure]

I mean, I ain't judging. I don't know the status of robots here, though. They getting misused around here?

[droidrights]

They have rights but too many people don't treat them with proper respect.

[quick_clean_pure]

Fair 'nuff. What'd people do?

[droidrights]

I haven't been here for long yet but my friend here knows people who need punching.

[quick_clean_pure]

Ah, gotcha. Well, ain't nothing wrong with a well-deserved punch.

[droidrights]

That's what I keep saying. But then I get told "don't"

[quick_clean_pure]

Just do the punching and apologize later if you get hounded for it. Better forgiveness than permission and all that.

[droidrights]

Yeah that's what I say, too!

[generalgrievous]

No.

[droidrights]

YES

[generalgrievous]

You have been very badly programmed.

[droidrights]

I programmed myself

[generalgrievous]

Exactly.

[droidrights]

You're everything that's wrong with how droids are treated!

[generalgrievous]

I led an army of droids, the largest in the galaxy. I would have traded them all for a handful of Kaleesh warriors.

[droidrights]

It's not the droids' fault you didn't know how to command them properly!

[generalgrievous]

There was nothing wrong with my command. I led my people to great victories.

The droids I was given were useless.

[droidrights]

Still not their fault.

And I still say you were useless, not them.

[obstinatealchemist]

The hell is a droid?