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NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION
[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Rip van Winkle, Thea Queen, Ren Jinguji, Chise Hatori, Lady Amalteha, Elias Ainsworth, Hana, Marco, Kaoru Hitachiin.
The following people have their newspaper placed neatly on their doorsteps: Dray Lyell, Gale Reinhardt, Emerald Sustrai, Theodore Satchel, Cad Bane, Koishi Kommeiji, Mayu, Inoue Orihime, Chiaki Nanami, Baldur, Takeru Takaishi, Konoka Konoe, Android 17, Android 18, Rapunzel.
Garrus Vakarian, Shi Yamato and Rin Thosaka get a paper thrown at them.]
The Revise
Aster Technologies has introduced a new line of Hover Bikes called the Revise. The Revise is a Hover Bike that can switch from being a Hover Vehicle to a two wheel vehicle, for those that like the tactile feeling of their vehicle running along the ground. It is a Solar Powered Electric vehicle. In their testing of it, they have found that a full charge can last the vehicle for an entire week, even under heavy riding.
The vehicle is out for purchase yet, but they are currently taking preorders for them. No ETA has been given for them yet, but it has been noted by the company that they come in various body styles and the color can be customized upon preorder of the vehicle.
PROFESSIONAL bounty hunter TED "MAKE THEM DEAD" SATCHEL LAUGHS MANIACALLY as he CUTS DOWN DRYADS with an AXE made from OTHER DRYADS
Ted "if they cast spells, send them to Hell" Satchel, widely recognized as the most brutally efficient bounty hunter in Genessia, was seen last Wednesday carrying out his target of the Fayren forest accompanied by the agonized screams of burning wood nymphs.
"My quarry used nature magic to move from tree to tree", he explained to the astonished knights. "That makes them accessories to the crime. I would've put them out, but I'd already 'watered the grass'."
Eager for an interview with someone so skilled and surprisingly handsome, I jostled my way through the crowd.
"Sir Satchel," I said with my heart aflutter, "How is it you so often manage to get your man alive when it's plain to see you've murder in your eyes?"
"Don't be silly," he said with amused mastery. "Murder is premeditated. Anyway, a dead bounty doesn't pay, and I could use the bills for that magebane sword I've coveted so long."
"Oh? You expect more magical foes?"
"Let's just say the acolytes of the Ivory Tower have a surprise in store."
With my life in my hands, I timidly suggested that he sounded not unlike The Hands of Decay, whose treatment of the magically inclined was, in some circles, roundly condemned as "impolite."
"The HoD have two problems. One is poor branding. The other is that, while they have the right idea, they don't go far enough."
I reminded him, as my life flashed before my eyes, that he had also used a preteen mage for his latest caper.
"Oh, her. Or him; I always forget. Well, scum though sorcerers are, they have their uses. They're like grenades, a device you backwards Fayren bumpkins wouldn't know about. They're all destructive beyond desert; the only thing to do is make distance and ensure they take out their fellows when they inevitably go off."
I swallowed a lump in my throat the size of a grapefruit. "But, your ah, helper still lives and breathes, does he (or she) not?"
He leaned forward, with a smile that burned more fiercely than hatred. "There's always next time."
Attleton Pool
The new Attleton public pool will open its door for the first time on Monday morning. Construction started two months ago but ran into some delays along the way and with the heatwave over the last few weeks, it had to be delayed a little further. With the summer heat in full effect, the pool is arriving at the right time. It will be free for everyone to use until it reaches capacity, at which point anyone that comes will be turned away.
It is expected to fill up quickly, so if you are looking to go for a swim then you might want to get there pretty early, otherwise you will miss your chance.
The Puzzle Corner is a new section in the paper that gives its readers a chance to win prizes. There will be puzzles, brainteasers or the like listed below. Answering one will net you a prize. Only one puzzle can be solved per reader. (Just comment to the paper with your answer.)
1.) A man and a woman live peacefully in a house together. But one day the woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him, but ten minutes later they go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?
Prize: Snow Cone Maker
2.) A man walked in the house. He was about to hang up his coat when he heard his wife say, "No John! Don't do it!" There was a shot and the woman was dead. There was a police officer, a doctor, and a lawyer standing next to her. The woman's husband knew that the police officer did it. But how did the husband know?
Prize: Portable AC
3.) A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
Prize: Passes to Nova City Ice Skating rink
4.) A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's.
Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning. "Well," said Sean, "I was just hanging around the park when I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast as I could." The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. "He had a red moustache, red hair and a baggy Armani suit on."
"I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen. How did he know?
Prize: Month Supply of popsicles
5.) There is a man found dead in a circular mansion. The detective interviews the cook, maid, and babysitter. The cook said he couldn't have done it because he was preparing the meal. The maid said she couldn't have done it because she was dusting the corners. The babysitter said she couldn't because she was playing with the children. Who was lying?
Prize: Soft Serve Machine
6.) At a local village gala, the entire population turned up, 500 people.
The event raised £3,000.
Tickets were priced as follows:
£7.48 men
£7.12 women
£0.45 children.
How many children were there?
Prize: A free pair of sandals and socks.
A section in the paper that will probably only appear when the Horoscope writer isn't feeling lazy.
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You're saying yes to a lot of people when what you really want to do is say no and pursue your own projects. So go ahead, tell them no, and do something for yourself for a change.Quick Overview
Being in the right place at the right time is a combination of luck and tenacity. Successful people aren't just lucky people; they are people who are always networking and trying to position themselves close to the action and close to the right people. By doing this, they increase their chances of being in the right place at the right time. You need to start showing up in the right places and, eventually, you'll happen to be there at the right time. If you don't show up, you can't take advantage of what might be on offer.Extended Overview
Don't make promises that you can't keep. It will only weaken your credibility.Career Overview |
Issues regarding your home and family will surface today.Quick Overview
A bad situation seems to be getting worse and you're not sure how to solve it. If you keep throwing money at the problem, you will find yourself running low on cash. You may have to face the fact that this problem can't be solved with more time, money, or effort. You may need to abandon it altogether or seek the support of more knowledgeable and experienced people.Extended Overview
Distractions don't just steal your time, they steal your focus. If you can minimise distractions, you'll be more productive.Career Overview |
An unexpected gift or inheritance will boost your material wealth.Quick Overview
First of all, don't get greedy. Second of all, yes, you're being offered a smorgasbord of delights today. Third, remember the first point; take what you need, and perhaps a little extra for later, but don't overindulge.Extended Overview
You may need to partner up if you want to navigate your way through a difficult situation.Career Overview |
Expect an abrupt change to your schedule today. Fighting against it could drain your energy.Quick Overview
There are billions of people on this planet, but only one you. You are the only you that we have. There isn't anyone else who can replace you. No one can imitate you. No one can be better at being you. Embrace what makes you unique, because that's what we need you to be. We don't need another imitation or a clone. We need you in this world. How will you celebrate your uniqueness today?Extended Overview
Stop apologising. The word sorry is meant for genuine situations where you have caused harm. Overusing it in the workplace can make you appear timid.Career Overview |
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The storm has ended and you can now enjoy a period of peace and calm.Quick Overview
They say that if opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. If you have been waiting for the right people to notice your efforts or acknowledge your progress, and it hasn't come your way, then it might be time to build a door. Strengthen your efforts to network and get noticed; put yourself, and your skills, on display and demand an audience.Extended Overview
Appraisal and recognition isn't just a pat on the back. It's feedback about your work and suggestions for improvement as well.Career Overview |
Your commitment to your relationships will be important today.Quick Overview
What do you want to be remembered for today? Start your day with this simple question to help focus your thoughts and let it guide you as you make decisions throughout the day. Remember, if you don't aim to achieve success, it probably won't happen.Extended Overview
Thinking about how things will affect you in the long-term can help you to make good life decisions.Career Overview |
An old photo will flood your heart and mind with emotions.Quick Overview
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the second best time is now. In other words, it's never too late to get started. Don't put it off any longer - plant your tree and begin the journey. It is not too late.Extended Overview
Feedback is more productive than praise because it offers people an opportunity to grow and improve.Career Overview |
If you feel that the time is right, don't hesitate to make your move. Past missteps will help you to make better choices this time, so long as you've learned from themQuick Overview
Yes, the spark is there today. You are remembering just how special it felt to use your gifts and talents. We are all blessed with special gifts and we have a responsibility to use and develop them. Your place in this world is already assured. All you need to do is use the talents that you have been given to make a positive impact on you own life and the lives of others.Extended Overview
There is a significant difference between being busy and being productive.Career Overview |
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The world is full of possibilities today. So much is on offer. Choose wisely.Quick Overview
You wouldn't take bread out of the oven before it's properly cooked and had time to rise. So why are you trying to force something to happen before it is ready? Give it time and set realistic expectations.Extended Overview
When a process becomes slow and unproductive, it's often because it hasn't been refined and standardised to include only those parts that are most efficient and necessary.Career Overview |
This challenge will not be resolved quickly. Be prepared to work on it a little while longer.Quick Overview
When we change ourselves, we change the world. What are you going to do today to make the world a better place? Even the simplest of actions can make a difference. When you donate, help, smile, share or inspire, you help to change the world in small yet powerful ways. It's good for your heart and spirit.Extended Overview
Demonstrating a need for change is only the first step. The next step is to plan for it, help others take ownership of it by allowing them to offer their input, implement it, and evaluate its progress and success.Career Overview |
A comforting balance between material success and spiritual happiness is highlighted.Quick Overview
Happiness isn't about working yourself into an early grave so that you can buy things that you don't need in order to impress people that you don't know or like. Don't get caught up going round and round in a cycle of endless consumption. It won't bring you the happiness that you seek. It's just a distraction.Extended Overview
If someone is getting aggressive with you, try using their name several times when you respond to them. This tends to calm people down and change their attitude.Career Overview |
An old project will benefit from your renewed determination.Quick Overview
You're spoilt for choice today. Life is a silver platter with a little sample of everything on it. Have a nibble here and a bite there. Enjoy your good fortune, but don't overindulge.Extended Overview
Failure is a given. Don't be afraid to fail. Instead, be afraid of not failing. Be afraid of not learning from failure. Be afraid of giving up. Be afraid of standing still. But don't be afraid of failure.Career Overview |
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Genessia City Hospital: The Genessia City Hospital is currently hiring for the following positions. Doctors, Nurses, Hospital Administrator, Secretary, Receptionist.
Fortuna's Palace: A casino in Nova City is hiring for Bartenders, Cooks, Custodial/Maintenace, Game Dealers, Surveillance/Security Officers, Wait Staff. If interested contact Johnny Storm.
Pan's Grocery: This grocery store in Genessia City is hiring for Cashiers, Food Craft Specialists and Baggers.
Library: The Library in Genessia City are currently hiring Librarians and Librarian assistants!
The Dancing Donner: A pub in Fayren that is currently hiring for a Bartender.
Nova City Pool Emporium: Want a pool for your place or want a job working on pools then this is the place for you. They are currently looking for a Pool Architect and Pool Construction Workers.
[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]
A list of bounties being offered throughout all five cities. Generally only one bounty is offered per-paper for each city, but sometimes multiple bounties are offered. Help the community and get criminals off the street at the same time. Don't see anything that interests you below? Check your local BBB.
Genessia City
Fishy Crime – A rare Moon Fish was stolen over night from the city Aquarium. No video surveillance was able to pick up the theft. A level 1 payment is being offered for its safe return.
Nova City
Hot For You – A cyborg modified himself with a flamethrower attachment so he can shoot fire from his arms. He’s responsible for several fires around Nova City. A level 2 payment is being offered for his capture.
Everglade
Summer Harvest - A killer in Everglade seems to be murdering people and removing an orgasn for a trophy. A level 3 payment is being offered for their capture.
Fayren
Puddle of Trouble - A mage with the ability to manipulate water has been using their abilities to drown people while they are by some type of body of water. Tendrils come out and grab the person and hold them face down in it. A level 3 payment is being offered for their capture.
Attleton
Repair Man - AC units on houses are being sabotaged costing people money to get them replaced on a repaired. A level 1 payment is being offered to anyone that can capture the culprit.
Genessia City
July 15th - July 29th
Attleton
July 15th - July 29th
Everglade
July 15th - July 29th
Fayren
July 15th - July 29th
Nova City
July 15th - July 29th
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to the Submissions For The Next Paper thread and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to the Bounties Claim Thread with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved,but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. ]
Submissions for the Next Paper!
Bounty Claims!
Bounty Claim Form
Puzzle Corner
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead (least that's what hes going by for bounty jobs)
Additional Information: Can erase magic. 3rd bounty claim so there will be a log if anyone's interested.
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Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Alleyana Lavellan
Re: Bounty Claims!
Re: Bounty Claims!
Re: Bounty Claims!
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Who: Augustine & whomever else
Additional Information: Augustine is more a mage/summoner mix, so someone who can fill in the melee slot is preferred.
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Do you want to start us off?
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Trunks Brief, Bulla Brief, and Mai
Additional Information: We can put a log up if needed. We have a good spread of melee and ranged, as well as energy-fighting and detective skills.
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[NOT THAT HE KNOWS FROM EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING... Stupid Fournier grumble grumble grumble.]
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Ted, Open
Additional Information: Can log if you want. But it will probably turn into crack.
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Sure thing! I'll set it up by 11 am EST!It's live! Just made it.no subject
c-can I tag along ;3;?
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Sure. Any particular way you want them to meet? (it really will get weird. That's what I do when the crime seems too mundane. :^D )
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Amy Greycastle, Katsuki Bakugo, L3-37, Kirika Yuumura, Eliot Durant, Ted & Uai. He also adds a note that he wants a challenge and to try and hit him personally. You get extra if you are successful.]
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Whatever's clever! I'm down with anything!
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Re: Bounty Claims!
Re: Submissions for the Next Paper! slightly NSFW
Title: The 'Love' Carousel
Info: Picture for article Work safe
Genessia authorities reported the night of July 20th; a strange sight with the carousel in Genessia turned on when the park is closed. The culprits were identified as Rose Tyler and 'The Doctor', despite authorities attempts at a proper name for the so-called 'Doctor'.
The two were charged with indecent exposure and misdemeanor. Which includes; transpassing and starting up the ride after hours.
Despite the protest of 'having tickets'.
For the mods; Insert bail amount Bail is set at
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