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[books_them]

[His voice comes out like a sigh and then a grumble]

God, how do you even turn this thing on? Is it on? Okay.. I think it's on.

[Danny turned it so the video was on him. He was in a dress shirt, but no tie - he missed that tie right now.]

Can anyone hear me? Look, there's been some sort of mistake. I'm not supposed to be here. I have a family to get back to and work with a partner who's a complete lunatic and if I'm not there he's probably going to blow himself up and half the island to prove some stupid point. And he has my car. I like my car.

Anyways, if someone can point me in the direction of 'out' that would be fantastic.

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[auntiebitch]

[Look, this may be video, but it's pretty clear that the woman on the other side probably... isn't... looking at the camera.

Definitely responding though!]

There isn't an exit.

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[soulsforsale]

I honestly do not think the world cares about what you have to get back to.

[If it cares, she very much doubted anyone would really be here.]

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[riddlemehiss]

If you're searching for a lunatic we have plenty here!

[Cheshire would know. He's one of the biggest lunatics around.]

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[k2so]

Time freezes in your while while you stay here. Nor your family or your partner will notice that you left.

There's no active way to leave this place.

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[books_them]

Okay... well, let me re-phrase this then. I need my family. I have a son and daughter and I might have to punch someone really hard if I can't see them for a while.

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[books_them]

I'm sorry... are you... a cat?

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[books_them]

That's very helpful, thanks... but there's always a way out, even if you have to make a door out of a wall yourself.

[Suddenly Danny is using Steve's mantras like he agrees with them]

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[books_them]

There has to be one. If there's a way in, there's the same way out, right?

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[auntiebitch]

One would imagine, but then, I've taken note that this place is not subject to the same laws you and I are used to.

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[books_them]

[He sighed - this is like Jerry's biggest fantasy right now. Why can't Jerry be here instead of him?]

Well... there has to be something I can do.

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[auntiebitch]

You could occupy yourself with a profession here. You will have to, in order to purchase and maintain a home, after all.

You will find yourself stuck here for the foreseeable future, I would suggest making the most of it.

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[books_them]

[He rubbed the bridge of his nose. This felt like moving to Hawaii all over again, but this time Grace wasn't here and neither was Charlie, or his friends.]

And everyone here is just.. okay with all this? No one's fought back?

[k2so]

I understand they're important for you and how frustrating being new here is.

There's still no way out and no amount of complaining will change that. But this world isn't so bad.

[riddlemehiss]

Oh, it's quite alright.

[Even though he has no idea what the apology is for.]

I'm a Cheshire Cat.

[Eartip™.]

[books_them]

...right.

[Jerry would love this place, he realized. Or have a major freak out.]

So now I'm definitely stuck and hallucinating. Great.

[books_them]

I like complaining. It makes me feel better.

[His eyes narrow a little on the screen.]

Am I talking to a robot right now?

[k2so]

Oh then feel free. If it helps...

[ Kay understand the power of venting non-stop too. ]

That's correct. I'm a KX series droid, the name is K-2So. Kaytoofor short.

[books_them]

Are you like... sentient? Or is this some sort of complicated program?

[under his breath] And I cannot believe I just asked that.

[k2so]

I can believe it because humans often have that same question. And my audios are better than yours, by the way.

Yes, I am fully sentient. And you?

[riddlemehiss]

And what makes you think you haven't always been stuck and hallucinating?

[The best at calming down new people.]

[books_them]

[He paused and looked a little confused.]

Are you asking if I'm fully sentient? Of course I'm fully sentient. Why wouldn't I be?

[books_them]

Because my ex-wife wouldn't let me hallucinate anything remotely fun or enjoyable while we were divorced, and I did enjoy myself occasionally in the past couple of years.

[riddlemehiss]

Hallucinations are hallucinations even if you don't enjoy them.

[Or especially if you don't enjoy them.]

Do you think this is fun?

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[despairunending]

[She knows from the other responses he's been told the real deal. But that's not going to stop her from responding as only Junko Enoshima could.]

You could always try swimming back through the Bay. I figure it'll get you out of here one way or another, right?

[Except not because of the whole 'they revive you on death thing' but why spoil that particular surprise?]

[k2so]

[ If only Kay had eyebrows to raise at him. ]

Because of the same reason you were asking me.

[ Do you catch the sarcasm now? ]