[Gah. It's galling to admit that. But she's so cute, if it was possible to have heart attacks of cute, he'd be super dead.]
[So so so so so very cute.]
[He both smiles and feels bad as she goes off about his ex. He always thought the reason people said not to bring up your exes was so YOU didn't look like the hung up loser. He never thought it was to keep your ex from looking bad or the new person getting jealous and wanting to commit violence. Then again... he can't remember ANYONE EVER wanting to commit violence FOR him. ON HIM? Sure all the time, he was a cop and kind of obnoxious. But never in his defense. Not even his parents.]
Starve? Why would you starve?
[ARE YOU ANOREXIC? HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE PAST? SHOULD HE MAKE YOU MORE TERRIBLE KRAFT MAC & CHEESE? AND/OR GET DELI FOOD DAILY???]
[That'll be weird. Usually he's the one everyone complains is too skinny and like a pole (heh... pole, damn he is never going to look at that the same way again, thanks Angelique). But okay, he will make her all the gnocchi and fried potatoes.]
Chrysalis, look at me, yeah? I've never been this happy in all my life. Promise. Cross my heart, and I swear I won't die. [Again. Because he's mildly certain he died getting his pacemaker, oops. He'll apologize to Julienne if/when she comes.] I'm not sure if that's hugs, the rest of you, or a little bit of being here actually kind of... fun? But I know most of it is your fault. So I won't let you go easily. The only reason I contacted you through phone... [Taps the screen with a finger.] Is because I'd go mad trying to restrict myself to only hugging you, all right? I'm practically a different person with you. No one would even recognize me.
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[Gah. It's galling to admit that. But she's so cute, if it was possible to have heart attacks of cute, he'd be super dead.]
[So so so so so very cute.]
[He both smiles and feels bad as she goes off about his ex. He always thought the reason people said not to bring up your exes was so YOU didn't look like the hung up loser. He never thought it was to keep your ex from looking bad or the new person getting jealous and wanting to commit violence. Then again... he can't remember ANYONE EVER wanting to commit violence FOR him. ON HIM? Sure all the time, he was a cop and kind of obnoxious. But never in his defense. Not even his parents.]
Starve? Why would you starve?
[ARE YOU ANOREXIC? HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE PAST? SHOULD HE MAKE YOU MORE TERRIBLE KRAFT MAC & CHEESE? AND/OR GET DELI FOOD DAILY???]
[That'll be weird. Usually he's the one everyone complains is too skinny and like a pole (heh... pole, damn he is never going to look at that the same way again, thanks Angelique). But okay, he will make her all the gnocchi and fried potatoes.]
Chrysalis, look at me, yeah? I've never been this happy in all my life. Promise. Cross my heart, and I swear I won't die. [Again. Because he's mildly certain he died getting his pacemaker, oops. He'll apologize to Julienne if/when she comes.] I'm not sure if that's hugs, the rest of you, or a little bit of being here actually kind of... fun? But I know most of it is your fault. So I won't let you go easily. The only reason I contacted you through phone... [Taps the screen with a finger.] Is because I'd go mad trying to restrict myself to only hugging you, all right? I'm practically a different person with you. No one would even recognize me.