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genessia2018-08-26 11:37 pm
bigbadrose) wrote in genessia2018-08-26 11:37 pm
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Teacher's Pet And Saliva Science
[Rose looks cheerful, as always.]
[The 12th Doctor (aka: The Professor) is mostly buried in a newspaper behind Rose as if not really part of the conversation. The newspaper is not the Genessia Tribune, but what it is is rather difficult to tell.]
Class hasn't started it yet, but when it does, I'm gonna be the professor's T&A!
[He shuffles the paper at the T&A comment and makes something like a snort, but no comment otherwise. Careful readers might see one of the headlines is "Too Thot to Trot."]
He's not the type to do lesson plans and he likes to surprise as he goes, so I'm gonna make everyone a mailing list, yeah? It'll be just on the topics you're most interested in, so if you only want classes about different universes, or the stars, or you want to skip the ones that require crazy high calculus -- actually that's not a thing, don't worry, but just for example, let me know and I'll give you head's up in advance, and if you want in on the music stuff or to know when all that is gonna be, the newsletter will cover that too!
His class is Physics of the Universe, and sign-ups start now-ish, I think! Usually, his rooms are pretty packed, so even though you can audit, that means sit in free, but you don't get college credit; you might wanna make sure he can get an extra big room, just in case.
[Winks to the Doctor, holding up Capsule Corp capsules before popping open a desk chair.] You wouldn't believe how many of these I had to use and we're worried there might be even MORE interest this year! But it's a good thing!
You can learn pretty much ANYTHING! Like did you know there's a special chemical in your saliva that's an anesthetic and anti-depressant 6 times stronger than morphine? What's it called again?
Opiorphine. On some planets its considered an aphrodisiac for vampiric plants. The more you know. [He rustles the paper and flips a page]
Right, yeah! Your body produces only a small amount 'cause otherwise you'd be as high as a zeppelin all the time! But that's why if you stub your finger, your instinct might be to suck on it! Or the reason behind comfort eating! And why snogging is actually really good for you! AND what vampires and mosquitoes inject so you don't get hurt, and a totally good reason to let vampires join your snogging parties, yeah? Just something to think on!
Anyway, don't forget to sign up if you wanna learn more useful stuff like that!
Peace out. [Still not looking up, but makes the peace sign regardless.]
[OOC: Feel free to specify which character you want to talk to, or jump around! The newsletter is going to be handwaved, so feel free to assume Rose will ICly send it out before each class to draw attention to those interested, and no you don't have to sign up ooc for your characters to receive it ICly. But this way anyone who wants to go to specific lessons will get that info in advance!]
[The 12th Doctor (aka: The Professor) is mostly buried in a newspaper behind Rose as if not really part of the conversation. The newspaper is not the Genessia Tribune, but what it is is rather difficult to tell.]
Class hasn't started it yet, but when it does, I'm gonna be the professor's T&A!
[He shuffles the paper at the T&A comment and makes something like a snort, but no comment otherwise. Careful readers might see one of the headlines is "Too Thot to Trot."]
He's not the type to do lesson plans and he likes to surprise as he goes, so I'm gonna make everyone a mailing list, yeah? It'll be just on the topics you're most interested in, so if you only want classes about different universes, or the stars, or you want to skip the ones that require crazy high calculus -- actually that's not a thing, don't worry, but just for example, let me know and I'll give you head's up in advance, and if you want in on the music stuff or to know when all that is gonna be, the newsletter will cover that too!
His class is Physics of the Universe, and sign-ups start now-ish, I think! Usually, his rooms are pretty packed, so even though you can audit, that means sit in free, but you don't get college credit; you might wanna make sure he can get an extra big room, just in case.
[Winks to the Doctor, holding up Capsule Corp capsules before popping open a desk chair.] You wouldn't believe how many of these I had to use and we're worried there might be even MORE interest this year! But it's a good thing!
You can learn pretty much ANYTHING! Like did you know there's a special chemical in your saliva that's an anesthetic and anti-depressant 6 times stronger than morphine? What's it called again?
Opiorphine. On some planets its considered an aphrodisiac for vampiric plants. The more you know. [He rustles the paper and flips a page]
Right, yeah! Your body produces only a small amount 'cause otherwise you'd be as high as a zeppelin all the time! But that's why if you stub your finger, your instinct might be to suck on it! Or the reason behind comfort eating! And why snogging is actually really good for you! AND what vampires and mosquitoes inject so you don't get hurt, and a totally good reason to let vampires join your snogging parties, yeah? Just something to think on!
Anyway, don't forget to sign up if you wanna learn more useful stuff like that!
Peace out. [Still not looking up, but makes the peace sign regardless.]
[OOC: Feel free to specify which character you want to talk to, or jump around! The newsletter is going to be handwaved, so feel free to assume Rose will ICly send it out before each class to draw attention to those interested, and no you don't have to sign up ooc for your characters to receive it ICly. But this way anyone who wants to go to specific lessons will get that info in advance!]