Teaspoon of Sugar || Video || Action for Fayren

[crackedcup]

[The video clicks on fairly quickly, but all that is to see is the skewed view of a table cloth. Striped in sugar pinks and minty greens with dollops of sweet jams carelessly dropped about! The sound of something rhythmically tinking, metal on ceramic, is heard for well, a while actually.

Over the tinking there is a hum. Light and off key.]

What wears mustard on it's face and pickles as a bowtie?

[The feed now goes on, a pair of feet coming into view. Well shined black shoes with what seems to be water stains upon them. Eventually the feed times out, the tinking still going.]

Comments

[Video]

[bigbadrose]

What?

[Giggles.]

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[crackedcup]

[The foot kicks and the communicator lands in a colorful lap. The Hatter looks into the video feed with a curious expression.]

Who?

Re: [Video]

[bigbadrose]

Where!

Re: [Video]

[crackedcup]

[He sits up suddenly, the com being flung from his lap and into his outstretched hand.]

Why?!?

[bigbadrose]

[Spreads both hands and giggles again.] When!

[crackedcup]

[The Hatter looks mildly offended, hand at his chest and a pout on his lips.]

Well! How rude to ask such very, very, very personal questions my dear!!!

[bigbadrose]

[Giggles!] Sorry! [Squeak.]

Is the answer to the riddle a hamburger? Or an egg? Humpty Dumpty? An omelette? [Why does she talk?]

Video;

[hattastic]

[ Hopefully he doesn't mind the delighted sound of a young girl clapping her hands. ]

Oh Oh! I love a good riddle! Lets see what wears mustard on its face and pickles as a bowtie... Could it be one very dapper hamburger?

Re: Video;

[crackedcup]

[well no he has dealt with at least one! Though she didn't clap. Maybe. she whined a bit and was rude but also very memorable!]

What could be a dapper hamburger?

[crackedcup]

What riddles a hamburger?

[There is a pause and then a grin.]

Re: Video;

[hattastic]

Well a dapper hamburger could be whatever it wants to be with enough encouragement!

video;

[demonofbadluck]

Another riddle? You are the second person to start this riddle business.

[Not the first time for him.]

[bigbadrose]

The Hamburglar! [Finger to nose tip.]

[video]

[hotheadwarmheart]

A hamburger. Or someone who's a very sloppy eater.

[video]

[draconixaviarix]

[more of these jokes? The heat is on! This dragon was excited~]

Mustard..that is the yellow sauce, yes? And pickles...as a bowtie? Hehe that someone would sound really odd and weird, but if it works~

Mmm...It sounds more of a plant with a colors, right?

[chambermusicandtenpins]

A hamburger, perhaps? Or a very colorful salad.

[crackedcup]

Oh? have I met him?

Re: Video;

[crackedcup]

[The com drops back on the table.]

Such nonsense! Absolutely ridiculous!

[There is the sound of shifting clothing and then The Hatter's face appears on the screen, grinning wildly.]

Re: video;

[crackedcup]

Is there a third?

[The tone is curious, with a bit of a lilt to the end.]

Or a fourth?

I would love to meet a seventeenth!

Re: [video]

[crackedcup]

Manners are important, you know.

[That doesn't really answer the answer though.]

Re: [video]

[crackedcup]

[There is a rather long silence, as though the person is gone but then- a slam and sound of silverware clinking together and the com shoots up into the air-

Only to land in a hand and be turned to show a grinning face.]

Hardly anything like that! Why would you think a plant could be mustard? Obviously only a mustard could be a plant and not the other way around.

[crackedcup]

Oh!

[He has the com in his hand by now and grins, leaning his chin on his hand and waving his fingers.]

Perhaps!

video;

[guitar_hero]

I don't know but I'd like to meet it. Edible bow ties should make a come back, I've always said. [he's never said]

Re: video;

[crackedcup]

[The Hatter, com in hand, looks absolutely terrified and disgusted!]

W-what, what?! Edible bowties?!

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Perhaps indeed. [He wears an amused smile and asks:] Are you making a meal?