[The roles are supposed to be randomized, but when Orihime shows up in a torn up gown with patches of fur sticking out and a big plastic mask, waving her hand wildly to be picked while sitting next to Bakugou who is also wearing a pretty darn dashing costume as well, you know what happens? Enthusiasm gets rewarded. They've practiced and rehearsed diligently for this, and heaven knows why they even wanted to, but she's so darn excited.]
[Once she's up on stage, she turns her back to the audience, takes a breath...then hunches her shoulders and hooks her fingers stiffly as she stalks back and forth.]
WROOOOOOO I'm just a hideous oni of the swamp. If I could find true love maybe I wouldn't be forever cursed, but what are the odds of that? TOO IMPOSSIBLE!
[Then she turns around and jerks her paws up to her face as if she's super surprised to see Bakugou.]
What's this?! UWOOOOO I've never seen such a beautiful man! But will he be the one...? NO!
[She throws a furry arm dramatically in front of her masked face.]
I'm too ugly! I'll scare him off so he can't get me right in the kokoro!
[She stomps up to Bakugou and takes a deep breath, puffing up her chest, then practically doubles over as she bellows.]
RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHR! Don't even think about falling in love with me, beautiful scum!
Shurk the Musical
[Once she's up on stage, she turns her back to the audience, takes a breath...then hunches her shoulders and hooks her fingers stiffly as she stalks back and forth.]
WROOOOOOO I'm just a hideous oni of the swamp. If I could find true love maybe I wouldn't be forever cursed, but what are the odds of that? TOO IMPOSSIBLE!
[Then she turns around and jerks her paws up to her face as if she's super surprised to see Bakugou.]
What's this?! UWOOOOO I've never seen such a beautiful man! But will he be the one...? NO!
[She throws a furry arm dramatically in front of her masked face.]
I'm too ugly! I'll scare him off so he can't get me right in the kokoro!
[She stomps up to Bakugou and takes a deep breath, puffing up her chest, then practically doubles over as she bellows.]
RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHR! Don't even think about falling in love with me, beautiful scum!