[Making his way downtown, from stage right, steps a very dignified looking young man from ages past. The costume seems to accentuate his almond red eyes and delicate features more than his normal attire does. He walks calmly up until he trips on Orihime's foot, cursing a loud "FUCK!" as he falls down at her feet.]
ACCURSED DRAGON, I AM LORD FIONDELLUS OF THE SOUTHERN SPRING TEMPLE. I HAVE TRAVELED LONG AND FAR, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BE MARRIED. I WILL SLAY YOU MYSELF, AND PROVE TO MY MOTHER THAT I AM A STRONG, INDEPENDENT YOUNG MAN CAPABLE OF CARRYING ON THE TEMPLE DUTIES BY MYSELF!!!
I WILL PURIFY YOU WITH MY PURE HEART OF PURENESS AND SEND YOU BACK TO THE FIRES OF HELL!!!
[Standing up grandly, he reaches out, rivers of red tissue paper dancing from his sleeves magically. He holds up a hand to Orihime's mask to feel it and pauses.]
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ACCURSED DRAGON, I AM LORD FIONDELLUS OF THE SOUTHERN SPRING TEMPLE. I HAVE TRAVELED LONG AND FAR, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BE MARRIED. I WILL SLAY YOU MYSELF, AND PROVE TO MY MOTHER THAT I AM A STRONG, INDEPENDENT YOUNG MAN CAPABLE OF CARRYING ON THE TEMPLE DUTIES BY MYSELF!!!
I WILL PURIFY YOU WITH MY PURE HEART OF PURENESS AND SEND YOU BACK TO THE FIRES OF HELL!!!
[Standing up grandly, he reaches out, rivers of red tissue paper dancing from his sleeves magically. He holds up a hand to Orihime's mask to feel it and pauses.]
Wait. You're not a dragon!!! What are you!