I might as well since everyone thinks I'm going to do it anyway, ha ha!

[Some people in the audience are snickering. Others are staring. Should these roles be reversed? What kind of shrine maiden gets excited about killing things? No one is looking away or messing with their phones, though, they have to see how this goes.]

[The two walk across the stage, pausing at the other end just long enough for someone to quickly set up the 'dragon': a cement-filled bucket with a broom stick, and a paper mache dragon head on top with more red streamers falling out of its mouth.]

[Orihime turns around slowly, only picking up the pace when the prop is ready. She throws out her arm to keep her partner from walking any further.]

Wait! The dragon is just up ahead! Let's get ready to put our plan in motion.

[She holds up her sword to make it clear this is about to get real.]

I'll charge at it from the front and yell a lot so you know where we are. Then you sneak up from the side and throw fireballs at it. Are you ready?