[Ted's not one to dwell on accidental things either, which it must've been. What a filthy enabler. He just doesn't detect malice in many, not even cats.]

Decently. Huh! That's novel and heartening.

[What a welcome compliment. Also like a cat, Ted figured he'd be lazy and never really endeavor to take up anything, except maybe more ways to troll.]

Aheh, do some cooking myself, though baking can be inconvenient. Your home has an oven and everything? And people mad enough to trust you with it?