Cats are fickle and devious either way. Ches occasionally liked to implement a unspoken 3-belly-rubs rule, just to give someone a false sense of acceptance before tearing into their hands.

"I was mostly blue as a kitten, but now I can be anything I want to be. Perhaps you can become each other for Halloween!" Halloween is all about eating sweets and looking like what you aren't, right? "But until then, I would recommend stripes."