Holly repels -- I forget what monster. It's either werewolves, or somethin' else.
Killer trees are just tradition. [Head tilt.] Oh! To protect the presents that can't be opened until Christmas Day.
Mr. Claws gives presents to good children, and dismembers the bad adults. Father Christmas is his nice face. He has several. He's a monster too, obviously.
Jack'o'lanterns, are pumpkins carved up to make faces and then you put candles inside 'em to light the way home for lost souls and the monsters that transform back on November first for a little bit.
[video]
[Gets out the SONG.]
[DOES A DANCE FOR HIM.]
[Including the Transylvania Twist.]
Holly repels -- I forget what monster. It's either werewolves, or somethin' else.
Killer trees are just tradition. [Head tilt.] Oh! To protect the presents that can't be opened until Christmas Day.
Mr. Claws gives presents to good children, and dismembers the bad adults. Father Christmas is his nice face. He has several. He's a monster too, obviously.
Jack'o'lanterns, are pumpkins carved up to make faces and then you put candles inside 'em to light the way home for lost souls and the monsters that transform back on November first for a little bit.