[They are standing still and it's driving him ka-razy.]

Come on. Let's walk while we talk. You may hop on, if the prospect pleases you.

[No saddle, but on all fours, he's large enough to make a serviceable mount. He'd set the pace towards Fayren and motion to follow.]

Perhaps. Do you like rare ones? I know of a place whose raison d'etre is finding those out. If your hoarding's any help to the purpose, you may put evil desire to good use.

[A very dangerous wager, spiritually speaking, but Ted's not the most careful guy...]