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[watcheddog]

These are really petty complaints, so don't think I'm like, crazy serious or anything. But wings are really uncomfortable. And I can't get my hair to stop curling like horns. I look like someone dunked my hair in a fireball candy tonic. It doesn't taste like that though. I'm told.

Are they are any serious side effects I should know about though? Like... draining energy or something?

Comments

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[soulsflight]

Is this a normal occurrence? (She is trying to wrap her mind around her new...home? But this definitely catches her eye.) Who tasted your hair?

(He's told. She looks a little amused.)

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[watcheddog]

I dunno. Kind of, for here. It's happened before anyway.

My girlfriend. I guess that's a good sign, right? She must not hate it anyway.

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[youfool]

Oh, I've seen cases like yours before. I'm afraid it's quite serious. The symptoms start small before growing terminally large. You'll stare into empty fireplaces. You'll read newspapers just for the advertisements. You'll start conversations about your dreams.

In other words, you're turning into a bore. Now, if you act fast, you may be able to avert your fate! You have to circulate the blood in your newfound appendages, lest they droop from under-use.

Try flying you miserable ass!

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[watcheddog]

You appear to be a wolf, not a donkey. So why such an ass?

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[youfool]

Only by half! A wereass is a fantasy too far.

Now, take your flapping from your gums to those wings. Let's have liftoff.

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[watcheddog]

Isn't that what Bottom was in Midsummer Night's Dream? Not that weird.

Pretty sure these wings cannot fly. [Pokes them.] Apparently they're just meant to attract attention.

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[soulsflight]

I'll just try to expect anything. (What else can she do? At least she wasn't hit this time.)

Well...whatever works for you, I guess?

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[watcheddog]

Yeah.

Is that even possible? How do you expect the impossible?