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[Have a very familiar blue-haired antennae sporting demon... face down on the floor, barely able to claw the device to life. When he manages to raise his head, his face is very pale, and looks like he hasn't slept in years. This, dear Genessia, is the face of an Overlord brought low by the memory of his own boobs.]

Flonne... you'd better hurry back... I'm... getting hungry... and the kitchen is too far away...

[His head falls to the floor with a KERTHUNK and he groans a bit before struggling to lift his head again.]

By the way... Spirit... don't think... I've forgotten...

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[Himawari can't help but be a somewhat concerned even if she didn't know who he was.]

Are... You okay?

[Laharl is still very much sprawled out on the floor, unmoving.]

I-I'm... fine... just... a minor... setback...

[He was about to ask if Laharl was okay, but then...]

What are you talking about?

[Laharl doesn't even look up to respond, so his words come a bit muffled.]

...You made... a contract... with me... just because... I looked... like... like... that... doesn't change... that you're my vassal.

[Cue incoherent screaming. Actual incoherent screaming.

After a few seconds of that, there is a pause.]

Th-th-that doesn't count! That was an agreement made under false pretenses!

Totally... counts... you touched... my sword... and everything...

[There's a weak, but smug, laugh on Laharl's part.]

[His face is almost as red as his hair, pressing his hands to his ears.]

F-FALSE PRETENSES!!!!

Legally... binding...

Absolutely n-not!

You...had boobs...it's like...I didn't...that contract wasn't with YOU! It was with HER!

[Trying so hard. He is trying SO HARD]

[He kind of twitches a bit at the mention of boobs.]

That... was me... moron. ...And don't... remind me...

If you're going to hold me to an agreement under false pretenses then I'm gonna remind you of whatever I want!

[Fumes. Smoke may as well be coming out of his ears.]

Just remember... when I can... stand... I will... exact punishment... so... remind... at your own... risk...

Have at it!

[Hey. There isn't much Laharl could do to him physically, right? He can transform into a weapon, after all.]

Boob boy.

[Flonne was getting groceries when she saw this. Letting out a sigh, she flipped on her comm.]

I think you can manage to at least walk to the kitchen, but I'll be home soon.

H-hurry... need... pudding...

I hope your friend does come help you because you look like you could use it right now.

[She pauses for a moment.]

How did you end up like this anyway?

It looks more than minor to me if you are unable to move.

[There's no verbal response, but Laharl does manage to raise a fist, and ignite his middle finger as he proceeds to flip Spirit off.]

[Laharl groans in response, managing to lift his head from the floor for just a second, giving the most horrified look ever.]

I... I had... had... BOOBS...

[Because clearly, having boobs is a fate worse than death.]

So.... your like this because at one point you were a woman?

[She is making sure she is getting this correct.]

Not just... any woman... I was... SEXY...

If I.. ever find who... did that... I'll... kill 'em...

[There is the unmistakable chuckle of a man who realizes that both sides of the disagreement have something to hide: a fact that he can well use to his advantage.]

I'll just keep that in mind if you ask too much. Seems fair enough.

I don't think you'll find out who did it. They'd have let us know otherwise.

But I don't think being a woman, sexy or not is really a bad thing.

Give it... a week... or two... ...or 8...

Bite... me...

I can't... stand women... with sexy bodies... it... drains me... of my... power...

There should be pudding there yet, but you might have ate them all...

[She's close...]

[See Kairi. See Kairi looking rather confused about how that works exactly.]

And how exactly can that drain powers in the first place? I know it can distract, but that is something else.

A week or two, huh? I guess I could check on you then just in case.

Bring... pudding...

Can't... move...

[In other words, hurry so you can feed him.]

Don't know... don't... care... just... gotta... keep busty... women... away...

[He manages to open one eye and get a good look at Kairi.]

...You'd be... fine though...

[She can't help but sigh.]

I guess you're going to have to wait there then.

[She's not going to hurry on his account when he was being stubborn.]

[She feels like she should be insulted slightly. But considering she is still growing and developing and the fact she doesn't overly care she doesn't mind as much.]

I guess... that is a good thing I suppose. It means I can help you if you'd need it.

What kind of pudding would you like to bring?

[He's just going to lay here then, looking pitiful... making distressed noises... LOUDLY... until she gets back.]

[He's actually kind of surprised. Usually when he makes that remark, Flonne and Etna yell at him. Something along the lines of "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING FLAT!" This just feels... weird.]

Then get... me... pudding cups...

I have pudding cups here, but they belong to someone else, so I guess I could be nice and go bye you some, I suppose.

[There is a reason she won't touch those pudding cups.]

[And she finally arrived home, opening the door carefully while juggling the groceries.]

You can stop being lazy now...

[Yeah, he's not stopping just yet.]

Need... pudding...

[Lazy is kind of his thing.]

[Letting out a sigh, she set the grocery bag in the kitchen, digging out a pudding cup and grabbing a spoon. Going over to him, she knelt down and gave him the pudding cup.]

Laharl-san, you could do a little more around here.

[Although she's pretty much sure that he won't.]

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