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[Audio] Cat's Eye Cafe

[There's the sound of a soft clink of a glass being placed on a saucer. There's a slight noise of people in the background so it's obvious she's somewhere public this time.]

Well, I suppose this just confirms at least some of my curiosity. I'm not exactly sure how much time passed here though. Perhaps a month or two? This place certainly wasn't here or I would have come frequently.

[There's a pause as she considers saying something more.]

I have much to catch up on from the scars on the city. And in Fayren... The timing is oddly convenient. At least I won't be bored tonight.

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If it's been that long, you owe me six pudding cups in back taxes.

Pudding cups?

[A pause as she digests this demand. Can you hear the amusement in her voice? She isn't trying to hide it...]

Do you know what ingredients are in instant pudding? I've tasted better things before. To demand such a small and simplistic tribute of me is insulting.

[You can almost hear his eyes rolling.]

Yes, I know what's in it. There's nothing better in all the Netherworlds. I've gone to war for pudding cups. If you think it's too small, I can up the amount to three thousand.

[Taking the time to drink a bit of tea.]

It doesn't matter if it's one or three thousand, you'll be waiting three times that before I give you any form of tribute. On the other hand...

I'm not too stingy when it comes to giving alms to beggars. One who has much should never ignore one who has nothing.

Oy! I'm no beggar, dammit! I'm the Overlord of this stinking place! What is with you people and not knowing to show respect to the strongest demon to ever live!?

Oh, is that what happened?

[Sippin the tea, don't bother me...]

I'm not a demon so I suppose I have no reason to. And before you make a fuss... I'm not human, either. What have you done for me that has earned anything but my amusement?

I've kept interdimesional demons from taking over! Sheesh, people are so entitled these days...

[Translation: Nothing really, but you can't prove it.]

Entitled to what? Pudding cups?

[Mooooocking youuuuuuu!]

Pudding cups and respect, dammit!

[Oh my, he's actually gotten her to smile a bit! So cute!]

Maybe in five thousand years, kid.

The place, I believe you must be talking about is the Cat's Eye. It has only been open for a couple weeks now.

I would know being then owner and all.

[he is also suppose to be working, but is instead just suing this to talk. Then again he hasn't been to bake anything yet.]

Oy oy oy! Just who do you think I am!? I'm the strongest demon to ever live, so show some damned respect or I'll beat the respect into you!

You're a demonic pudding licker with no taste.

[Ok, so this is actually making her feel like a bully now... So she'll make a thoughtful sound.]

I doubt attempting to attack me would have the desired effect. I tend to retaliate in unexpected ways.

It is, actually. I found the irony to be worth a look inside. Congratulations, owner. I'm also very pleased that this place is open after dark as that's when I'm up and about.

What part of "most powerful demon to ever live" don't you understand!?

Nothing you do could even lay a scratch on me. I could pulverize this whole damn city with meteors if I wanted to!

You could, yes. But what's the point? I don't care if you're the most powerful demon to exist in all time and space, you haven't earned my respect yet.

It would certainly speed up the process of turning this place into a Netherworld. Just consider yourself lucky I'm such a nice guy and willing to just rule over the place until the process is complete.

I've been in the military for longer than anyone should be so I don't ever rely on luck. And as you have decided to not take the path of total destruction as of yet...

[She's pausing to consider the price of not blowing the whole city up. Yep, she really is.]

I suppose I could consider sharing a batch of chocolate mousse with you. I do warn you though, I don't buy instant. It wouldn't be ready until tomorrow evening.

Pudding. Cups.

Why is this so difficult to understand!?

I can put it in a little plastic cup for you, if you'd like.

Anything besides store-bought pudding cups is a direct insult to the throne of Overlord! NOW QUIT TRYING TO WEASEL OUT OF PAYING YOUR DUES!

Thank you. I figured I might as well be open till late at night since as you mentioned people can also be out and about then too.

Which reminds me do you have what you ordered?

My dues?

[Can you hear that amused lift of an eyebrow? Don't hold your breath for those pudding cups...]

Edited 2014-09-04 21:22 (UTC)

I've only tried the tea so far. Whatever it is they use to bring us here lingers a bit so I'm just clearing my head and fixing something I left behind previously.

[There's a pause. Hmmm, menu...]

It was so rare to be able to order breakfast after sunset for so long I still revel in it.

You mean like an all day breakfast. T believe I do that with some things. It would just depend on the what.

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