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genessia2019-06-07 11:34 pm
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From Monologues to Melodies
[Goodness, it's almost been a week since the last time Papyrus rattled at the world. Almost.]
EVERYONE! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! THEY'RE HOLDING A SINGING CONTEST IN ABOUT A MONTH!
ALSO! I'M STILL RUNNING FOR FAYREN GUARDIAN! YOU CAN'T VOTE RIGHT NOW, BUT MARK MY WORDS, YOU WILL!
PERHAPS YOU ARE THINKING THAT THOSE TWO THINGS DO NOT SEEM RELATED. BUT THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG! FOR THEY ARE BOTH GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU TO EXERCISE YOUR FRANCHISE TO APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS! AND HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST! AND BOY DOES FAYREN KNOW SAVAGE BEASTS! SO ITS GUARDIANS BETTER KNOW SOME SOOTH!
BUT!! THERE IS AN ISSUE! WHILE I KNOW ALL ABOUT GUARDING, MY SINGING SKILLS ARE NOT SO ADVANCED! TRAGIC, BUT TRUE. I'M A FEW RIBS SHORT OF A XYLOBONE. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN! THAT'S RIGHT, I REQUIRE SINGING LESSONS. THIS WAY YOU, TOO, CAN BECOME A PART OF MY GREATNESS. YOU CAN BE THE FUEL THAT SENDS ME INTO STARDOM!
DON'T WORRY! EVERYONE SAYS MY VOICE IS INCREDIBLY EASY TO HEAR, SO YOUR WORK IS PRACTICALLY DONE ALREADY! I'VE ALREADY MET YOU HALF WAY!
AND I WON'T BE SINGING ACAPAPYRUS, EITHER! I REQUIRE INSTRUMENTS! UNDYNE PLAYED A MEAN PIANO, SO THAT WOULD BE GOOD. MAYBE SOME STRINGS TOO SO IT WON'T BE LONELY. WELL, WHATEVER YOU CAN DO, THE MOST IMPORTANT INSTRUMENT IS THE ONE THAT'S INSTRUMENTAL TO MY SUCCESS. HEH HEH HEH NYEH!
I KNOW, IT'S ALMOST TOO COOL TO BEAR, BUT I HAVE ONE MORE OFFER! ALL THOSE WHO WRITE THEIR OWN MUSIC WILL GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO ATTLETON U! WOWIE, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE! CAN'T YOU JUST SEE IT?? ME, IN A COOL ROBE AND SQUARE HAT WITH A TASSEL?
[He takes a moment to space out and visualize just that.]
WELL, I JUST HAD A LOOKSIE, AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S JUST AS GREAT AS I PICTURED!!
EVERYONE BUY SOME SPARE SOCKS NOW, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ROCK THEM OFF!!!
EVERYONE! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! THEY'RE HOLDING A SINGING CONTEST IN ABOUT A MONTH!
ALSO! I'M STILL RUNNING FOR FAYREN GUARDIAN! YOU CAN'T VOTE RIGHT NOW, BUT MARK MY WORDS, YOU WILL!
PERHAPS YOU ARE THINKING THAT THOSE TWO THINGS DO NOT SEEM RELATED. BUT THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG! FOR THEY ARE BOTH GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU TO EXERCISE YOUR FRANCHISE TO APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS! AND HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST! AND BOY DOES FAYREN KNOW SAVAGE BEASTS! SO ITS GUARDIANS BETTER KNOW SOME SOOTH!
BUT!! THERE IS AN ISSUE! WHILE I KNOW ALL ABOUT GUARDING, MY SINGING SKILLS ARE NOT SO ADVANCED! TRAGIC, BUT TRUE. I'M A FEW RIBS SHORT OF A XYLOBONE. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN! THAT'S RIGHT, I REQUIRE SINGING LESSONS. THIS WAY YOU, TOO, CAN BECOME A PART OF MY GREATNESS. YOU CAN BE THE FUEL THAT SENDS ME INTO STARDOM!
DON'T WORRY! EVERYONE SAYS MY VOICE IS INCREDIBLY EASY TO HEAR, SO YOUR WORK IS PRACTICALLY DONE ALREADY! I'VE ALREADY MET YOU HALF WAY!
AND I WON'T BE SINGING ACAPAPYRUS, EITHER! I REQUIRE INSTRUMENTS! UNDYNE PLAYED A MEAN PIANO, SO THAT WOULD BE GOOD. MAYBE SOME STRINGS TOO SO IT WON'T BE LONELY. WELL, WHATEVER YOU CAN DO, THE MOST IMPORTANT INSTRUMENT IS THE ONE THAT'S INSTRUMENTAL TO MY SUCCESS. HEH HEH HEH NYEH!
I KNOW, IT'S ALMOST TOO COOL TO BEAR, BUT I HAVE ONE MORE OFFER! ALL THOSE WHO WRITE THEIR OWN MUSIC WILL GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO ATTLETON U! WOWIE, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE! CAN'T YOU JUST SEE IT?? ME, IN A COOL ROBE AND SQUARE HAT WITH A TASSEL?
[He takes a moment to space out and visualize just that.]
WELL, I JUST HAD A LOOKSIE, AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S JUST AS GREAT AS I PICTURED!!
EVERYONE BUY SOME SPARE SOCKS NOW, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ROCK THEM OFF!!!