Y' know most folks'd jus' talk it out over drinks or some shit. [He winks.] Maybe they do shit differnt in the desert, eh? Honestly ain't never spent much time in one m'self. Couple days once. Maybe a week tops. Somebody'd got it in their head they needed giant sand crab shell for somethin' or other an' them things is tricky shits t' catch. Make burrows under the dirt t' hide from the sun an' wait for shit t' walk on 'em, then they'd leap up an' snap 'em right in the air an' eat 'em, then wiggle theirselves right back under. Some blokes told us they'll go t' sleep for a hunnerd years or more, then wake up in an instant jus' t' get the dumbasses what stepped on 'em. Well, 's jus' what we wanted, so more'n a hunnerd a us gone out side by side makin' sure t' step on as much a the desert as we could. Think we's double dumbasses though, cuz we walked for days an' didn't find a single one a them bigass shits.
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Y' know most folks'd jus' talk it out over drinks or some shit. [He winks.] Maybe they do shit differnt in the desert, eh? Honestly ain't never spent much time in one m'self. Couple days once. Maybe a week tops. Somebody'd got it in their head they needed giant sand crab shell for somethin' or other an' them things is tricky shits t' catch. Make burrows under the dirt t' hide from the sun an' wait for shit t' walk on 'em, then they'd leap up an' snap 'em right in the air an' eat 'em, then wiggle theirselves right back under. Some blokes told us they'll go t' sleep for a hunnerd years or more, then wake up in an instant jus' t' get the dumbasses what stepped on 'em. Well, 's jus' what we wanted, so more'n a hunnerd a us gone out side by side makin' sure t' step on as much a the desert as we could. Think we's double dumbasses though, cuz we walked for days an' didn't find a single one a them bigass shits.
What was yer team lookin' for?