'S it weird t' y' t' be able t' walk int' a bathroom an' smell that someone's taken a shit in there 'fore y' did? Naw, cuz 's jus' a fact a life. Sure y' can make it all weird if y' wanna, come on out an' announce it like duuuuude someone totally took a massive shit in here 'fore I did! but honestly that's gonna kinda say more 'bout you than whatever poor sap took the first shit, catch me?

So don't make it weird, Bro.

An' that's maybe more truth'n y's ready t' handle so gimme a dare next, aye?