[He'd be impressed with Ace's hotness, were it not for the heavy question hanging in the air. Fortunately there's a (somewhat) innocent answer, dispelling all doubt. Not that he had any to begin with, of course.]

I SEE. SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS...IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!

[He's not trying to be insensitive, but Ace is the one he cares about, not so much bygone dads or dad figures. He offers a comforting glove on the shoulder; much better than pat-downs.]

THANK YOU FOR CONFIDING IN YOUR VERY COOL FRIENDS, ACE. YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY!! AND THAT DESERVES A PRIZE! A SUR-PRIZE, IN FACT!!! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!

[He dashes right back into HQ. Look at those legs go. He returns moments later with a purple box wrapped in yellow ribbon.]

I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS FOR JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT, AND AFTER SEEING YOUR MOSTLY MATURE DISPLAY, I BELIEVE THIS IS IT! WHENEVER YOU'RE READY!!!