Gift? Singular? He had better be joking, thought Bison. That or just too feeble to give him more than one at a time.

And yet, perhaps Bison was feeling the holiday spirit just a tingle or two. His greed for getting something took priority over his desire to beat up something which brought children joy.

"Hmph. Very well. You've saved me the trouble of taking it." Bison folded his arms and waited for his tribute. This had better be good.