Clearly, the fairy tale forgot to mention Santa's six-pack.

No matter! Bison looked a bit miffed from his missed blow, but otherwise took it in good stride. "Hmph! Your insolence will not go unpunished, fool." Bison had seen bigger guns on Zangief, and even he found those unimpressive. Bison flung aside his cape, and jerked his thumb over his shoulder.

"Your Christmas nonsense is no match for my psycho power!" With that, Bison leapt up into the air to deliver his favorite move: the head stomp. Santa's hat looked ridiculous, anyway.