He hears the noise of Santa landing on the roof, and is awake instantly. His head cocks as he listens in close, hearing jingles and the snort of reindeer. What the hell now?
But... he's not sat too long like that, bolting downstairs and growling as the unexpected intruder comes in his house without even realising what he's doing before... he sees the suit and the beard and the hat, and he's pulled up short in surprise. "...You've got to be fucking kidding me." Is what he gets by greeting. Sorry Santa. As much as he's pretty accepting of this place's bullshit, this is one step too far for him to just Accept.
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He hears the noise of Santa landing on the roof, and is awake instantly. His head cocks as he listens in close, hearing jingles and the snort of reindeer. What the hell now?
But... he's not sat too long like that, bolting downstairs and growling as the unexpected intruder comes in his house without even realising what he's doing before... he sees the suit and the beard and the hat, and he's pulled up short in surprise. "...You've got to be fucking kidding me." Is what he gets by greeting. Sorry Santa. As much as he's pretty accepting of this place's bullshit, this is one step too far for him to just Accept.