WHO: Erza Scarlet, Lucy Heartfilia, Natsu Dragneel
WHAT: EU-RO TRAI-NING, EU-RO TRAI-NING... Erza Style as punishment for being defied.
WHEN: 2/1/2014
WHERE: Fayren
NOTES: There will be blood, sweat and tears! ...following the brief cute.

( BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS I SAY!!! )

 [Fayren's Guardian is going to get a little update courtesy of our local legend. Now, he hasn't been here long, and has done his best to stay off the grid, keep his head down, but he just can't keep his nose out of trouble. Mind you, due to his lack of presence, he doesn't know about God and how she can't talk, so he's shooting her a video call.]

Hey, this is Fayren's Guardian, right? I have a little news about this Goblin problem of yours...

[He turns his phone so that the screen is facing the camp. He can't zoom very far on the thing, so he figures she's going to have to take his word for it.] Just like the paper said, they've got that flag... but what's got me is that they have a leader of some kind. Some big guy with a metal jaw... I don't know who it is, but I can tell he's looking for trouble.

I don't know what you want to do about it, but I thought I'd give you a heads up.