Right, so, three things.
First of all, I apparently have a CD out that I am required to shill. It is also on vinyl because I find that hilarious but not on direct to brain feed yet because I still care about the well being of others. But just so you know it's out there if you should want it. Let me tell you, it wasn't great to pose for. Not in February.
[he holds up a copy of the vinyl. He is draped somewhat naked on a couch though all the scandalous bits are covered by drapery and a somewhat bemused Pomeranian. He's wearing sunglasses and stripy socks, though, so that should count for something. The title is Sex, Drugs, and Other Abstract Concepts Related to Rock'n'Roll.]
Secondly, and somewhat related, I have a concert on March 10th. [he tosses the LP over his shoulder and holds up a poster] I like this much better. [the title is In Like A Lion and he is drawn in an art deco kind of style, jamming on his guitar with lines radiating energy around him.] Come to it if you want. We're handing out free glow sticks.
Finally, and most pear shaped. [he rolls up the poster and does a bit of a magic act so that it appears to vanish though quick eyed people will see it's up his sleeve] I found about 20,000 red bills that I was using as a paper weight and forgot about...
What should I do with it?
First of all, I apparently have a CD out that I am required to shill. It is also on vinyl because I find that hilarious but not on direct to brain feed yet because I still care about the well being of others. But just so you know it's out there if you should want it. Let me tell you, it wasn't great to pose for. Not in February.
[he holds up a copy of the vinyl. He is draped somewhat naked on a couch though all the scandalous bits are covered by drapery and a somewhat bemused Pomeranian. He's wearing sunglasses and stripy socks, though, so that should count for something. The title is Sex, Drugs, and Other Abstract Concepts Related to Rock'n'Roll.]
Secondly, and somewhat related, I have a concert on March 10th. [he tosses the LP over his shoulder and holds up a poster] I like this much better. [the title is In Like A Lion and he is drawn in an art deco kind of style, jamming on his guitar with lines radiating energy around him.] Come to it if you want. We're handing out free glow sticks.
Finally, and most pear shaped. [he rolls up the poster and does a bit of a magic act so that it appears to vanish though quick eyed people will see it's up his sleeve] I found about 20,000 red bills that I was using as a paper weight and forgot about...
What should I do with it?
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