Newspaper - Sunday Edition

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[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Soul Evans.]



Singles Ads

Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.

Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Fill out the form below and send it in to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today! (OOC: Or if you want the mysterious entities behind the paper to make a singles ad for your character, that can be arranged too!)

<b>Status/Race/Gender:</b> [Ex. SWF = single white female] <b>Seeking Status/Race/Gender:</b> [If you're not picky, leave that letter out.] <b>Hobbies and Interests:</b> <b>Favorite Foods:</b> <b>Noteworthy Traits and Accomplishments:</b>

Guardians Tie

Results are in, but a winner has not yet been decided. Rumor has it that votes were split between the top two favorites, the demon with the identity crisis who goes by Vyers and/or Mid-Boss, and bird basher Chun-Li. Both contestants remain cordial for now, but have agreed to settle the matter by combat. Whoever beats the other will claim the title of Attleton's guardian.

Annual Job Fair

The job fair will be held Monday, November 3rd through Sunday, November 9th. Jobless bums are encouraged to attend in order to function as meaningful members of society. Those who have not yet decided upon a career to pursue are welcome to spin the Job Wheel where they will be assigned an internship for one full day. If the job seeker likes the job, they may keep it, or spin the wheel the next day. However, by spinning the wheel, the job seeker must agree to perform the job no matter what the results might be.

Bounties

[OOC: The following jobs are available for those who want to do some bounty hunting for big money. The first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like.]

Attleton - Suburb Slasher: Attacks his victims by imitating famous horror stories. There's a shortage of hook hands being sold as a result.
Everglade - Huck Hutter: A traveling salesman suspected of peddling cursed objects to unsuspecting buyers. May be working with a witch. Both culprits are required for collecting the bounty.
Fayren - Trolls: Raids have been growing more severe. At first livestock were going missing, now people are being taken as well.
Nova City - "Gustav": A particularly nasty shapeshifting alien infamous for hijacking ships and selling the cargo in intergalactic black markets.


Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
*Monday, November 3 - Sunny! High 60 F / Low 46 F
*Tuesday, November 4 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 52 F
*Wednesday, November 5 - Cloudy. High 67 F / Low 53 F
*Thursday, November 6 - Rain. High 59 F / Low 55 F
*Friday, November 7 - Showers. High 56 F / Low 41 F
*Saturday, November 8 - Sunny! High 50 F / Low 42 F
*Sunday, November 9 - Mostly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 42 F

Attleton
*Monday, November 3 - PM thunderstorms/wind. High 67 F / Low 46 F
*Tuesday, November 4 - Mostly cloudy. High 60 F / Low 40 F
*Wednesday, November 5 - Sunny! High 69 F / Low 40 F
*Thursday, November 6 - Sunny! High 56 F / Low 31 F
*Friday, November 7 - Mostly sunny. High 57 F / Low 42 F
*Saturday, November 8 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 52 F / Low 31 F
*Sunday, November 9 - Mostly sunny. High 57 F / Low 38 F

Everglade
*Monday, November 3 - Showers. High 56 F / Low 54 F
*Tuesday, November 4 - Few showers. High 59 F / Low 55 F
*Wednesday, November 5 - Mostly cloudy. High 66 F / Low 55 F
*Thursday, November 6 - AM showers. High 63 F / Low 47 F
*Friday, November 7 - Partly cloudy. High 59 F / Low 44 F
*Saturday, November 8 - Partly cloudy. High 61 F / Low 45 F
*Sunday, November 9 - Showers. High 57 F / Low 46 F

Fayren
*Monday, November 3 - AM light rain. High 53 F / Low 45 F
*Tuesday, November 4 - Partly cloudy. High 52 F / Low 40 F
*Wednesday, November 5 - Partly cloudy. High 52 F / Low 39 F
*Thursday, November 6 - Mostly cloudy. High 54 F / Low 51 F
*Friday, November 7 - AM rain. High 54 F / Low 45 F
*Saturday, November 8 - PM light rain. High 55 F / Low 47 F
*Sunday, November 9 - Showers. High 54 F / Low 47 F

Nova City
*Monday, November 3 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 49 F
*Tuesday, November 4 - Sunny! High 64 F / Low 53 F
*Wednesday, November 5 - Showers. High 63 F / Low 58 F
*Thursday, November 6 - Rain/wind. High 63 F / Low 56 F
*Friday, November 7 - Mostly sunny. High 61 F / Low 46 F
*Saturday, November 8 - Partly cloudy. High 59 F / Low 54 F
*Sunday, November 9 - Rain. High 63 F / Low 56 F


(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know!)

Comments

[splendidclaw]

[The Suburb Slasher, huh? They weren't doing a real good job of being a serial killer. Vega was sure he could track the person down easy enough and claim the money. It was like being an assassin, but much more reputable.

He'll take the job.]

[whiteas]

[ Team RWY is on the trolls bounty! ]

[kindprincess]

[Yuuki has gone after the Everglade bounty.]