[All the better to... huh, come to think of it, he really doesn't use his legs for much more than standing.]
Of course you didn't.
[It didn't take an expert in human biology to notice there was something wrong with her eyes. Which is why he took the opportunity to flex his tail, sure that would go unnoticed, considering. A tail that large gets sore when held in one spot for to long after all.]
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[All the better to... huh, come to think of it, he really doesn't use his legs for much more than standing.]
Of course you didn't.
[It didn't take an expert in human biology to notice there was something wrong with her eyes. Which is why he took the opportunity to flex his tail, sure that would go unnoticed, considering. A tail that large gets sore when held in one spot for to long after all.]