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[devil_within]

It has recently come to my knowledge that a number of my company's JACK robots have gone missing from their place in my tower. I encourage any and all of my clients who currently employ one to renew their services, as those that have gone missing may be used against my clients. Of course, I will do all in my power to ensure the safety of my clients and their property. Rest assured that those currently in service will be receiving a security update to their software to prevent any tampering from outside influences, for a small surcharge.

G Corporation is doing everything in its power to see these rogue models be brought in and decommissioned without incident. Thank you.

[Private to Mercury]

I have a blank disk I want you to take around and "install" on each model during your next collection route.

Comments

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[sarcaskick]

Easy enough! Consider it done, Boss.

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What are JACK robots?

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[devil_within]

What you charge is up to you. However, keep in mind this is just an "upgrade." Don't go charging too much. And remember, 60% of your take comes to me.

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[devil_within]

Highly sophisticated, highly adaptable, personalized robotic security assistants. I am unfamiliar with what the acronym means, as I did not design them originally. That honor goes to Dr. Abel in my world.

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[sarcaskick]

And if anyone gets uppity about the fee, I assume the usual persuasive measures are alright?

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If you're selling them shouldn't you know what the acronym stands for anyway?

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[devil_within]

When the JACK's were originally designed, they were designed for military purposes. Since G Corporation's acquisition of both the line's creator and rights to the robots, they have been re-purposed for more peaceful means, rendering whatever they stood for before a moot point. However, in my world, my people assure me, the name still has brand power, and so the name has not been changed.

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[devil_within]

Yes, but be lenient this time. If anyone refuses, I can send their JACK into berserk mode overnight, and cite the upgrade as a reason.

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OK but what does it stand for.
If you're selling it you should at least know that.
Srsly. #RealInfo!

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[devil_within]

[At this point, Kazuya was just rubbing at a temple slightly, trying to keep his annoyance in check.]

Considering I highly doubt you are one of my clients, I do not see the need to explain myself further. The JACK line is not fitted for individual use, and are employed providing security for businesses.

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You don't even know who I am. Customer Service so far 2/10.
?s dodged, shirked potential customers bc of info requests. #FAIL