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NEWSPAPER - SUNDAY EDITION
[ Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated. ]
[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Alp, Ira Gamagori, Taiki, Minako Aino, Natsu Dragneel, Zelman Clock, Rapunzel. ]
Singles Ads
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
Tipless Town
A dramatic story unfolds as not enough people tip the paperboy. Complaints have rushed into the Genessian Gazette about how people deserve what they're getting if they tip any less than $2 to the paper boy. What's your opinion?
Rise of the Cultists
A strange cult had been gaining ranks in Genessia as one of its popular religious sects in the past few weeks. Speculation around the cult has connected them with alleged cult-related deaths, but no information has been found beyond tips from anonymous sources. Stick with us as this story unfolds with more information next week.
Ask Addy's Advice
Dear Addy,
Is it interior-design to put a napkin holder in the bedroom? I don't want to buy the kind that you can pull out from a box but my husband loves eating hot wings in the bedroom. I want to put a holder on the wall so I don't have to hide a pack in the night stand. That way, anyone can pull a napkin to clean up whatever mess or wipe their hands if they get buffalo sauce all over them even after I've told him 54,094 times not to eat in the bedroom. I've never seen one in anyone's bedroom before, and I'm wondering if it would send the wrong message.
Sincerely, Destined to Dirt
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Bounties
Your Weather Forecast
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with a link to your log to claim a bounty (this will make it easier for all players to see what bounties have already been claimed and make sure that repeat bounties are not listed in the newspaper after they have been caught.) As always, the first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim-staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. ]
[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Alp, Ira Gamagori, Taiki, Minako Aino, Natsu Dragneel, Zelman Clock, Rapunzel. ]
Singles Ads
Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.
Artsy-Cartsy Please No-Fartsy
SJF seeks hot lover. Fan of the occult and secret lover of all things spaghetti. Enjoys long walks on the sidewalk. Has a passion for the artes and is a long-time loather of artisan breads. Is prepared to dance the rumba at the drop of a hat. If your friends can't dance, they are no friend of this party person. Good hygiene is a must.
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
Tipless Town
A dramatic story unfolds as not enough people tip the paperboy. Complaints have rushed into the Genessian Gazette about how people deserve what they're getting if they tip any less than $2 to the paper boy. What's your opinion?
Rise of the Cultists
A strange cult had been gaining ranks in Genessia as one of its popular religious sects in the past few weeks. Speculation around the cult has connected them with alleged cult-related deaths, but no information has been found beyond tips from anonymous sources. Stick with us as this story unfolds with more information next week.
Ask Addy's Advice
Dear Addy,
Is it interior-design to put a napkin holder in the bedroom? I don't want to buy the kind that you can pull out from a box but my husband loves eating hot wings in the bedroom. I want to put a holder on the wall so I don't have to hide a pack in the night stand. That way, anyone can pull a napkin to clean up whatever mess or wipe their hands if they get buffalo sauce all over them even after I've told him 54,094 times not to eat in the bedroom. I've never seen one in anyone's bedroom before, and I'm wondering if it would send the wrong message.
Sincerely, Destined to Dirt
Dear Destined to Dirt,
Tell him to stop eating in the bedroom. Who eats hot wings in bed? Damn girl, it starts with a hot wing and suddenly you've got garlic bread and crumbs all up in there and guess what? He's not going to vacuum it before he falls asleep. Check him for hot wings before he enters that bedroom and tell him he's sleeping on the couch if he tries to bring contraband in. Add a little spice to your bedroom life by telling him you've got all the hot he needs without the wings.
I Feel You,
Addy
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
The Dancing Donner, Fayren: Part-time bartending position available (**). Nights only, must be available on Sundays. Walk-in interviews.
Geraldi's Pizzeria, Genessia: Management position available. Seeking someone with leadership skills, organization, and excellent teamwork. Experience with managing a restaurant preferred. Submit resume in person.
Second Honnouji Academy, Genessia: Teaching positions available! ** to *** payment. Contact Satsuki Kiryuin for more information.
Schnee Company Welcoming and Travel Services, Genessia: New company seeking employees for the following positions: Front Desk (**), Cleaning/Maintenance (**), IT (***), Human Resources Management (****), Administrative Assistant (****), Security (***), Real Estate Assistant (***). All employees must be friendly and willing to work on a team. Job growth opportunities may be available as the company grows. Please be willing to submit to a background check. Contact Weiss Schnee for more information.
Shrine, Genessia: Hiring spirit guides (***) and shrine caretakers (**). Employees must be spiritual individuals with a calm, poised nature and be very responsible. Cleaning experience preferred but not required. Apply in-person.
Bounties
Genessia:
Bob the Breaker: He can fix it, but he won't. He'll break it. This former construction worker turned madman is going around and breaking shop signs around town. Bring him in for a bounty of 500 red bills.
Attleton
Candy Man: A man with a mobile sellers cart seems to be going around and selling candy to kids. There's something wrong with the candy, as the kids keep getting sick after eating it. No deaths reported, but parents are on the look out and would like to enlist the help of bounty hunters. 800 red bills being offered to the first person who brings this man to justice.
Everglade
Graveyard Gambler: A graverobber has been stealing valuables from graves and gambling them away in underground parlors. Witnesses say that they've seen a female figure with long brown hair and a limp leaving local graveyards in the dead of night. Catch the thief and turn her into authorities for 1,250 red bills.
Fayren
Fair Lady Shanksalot: The nickname seemed to have stuck after a local tavern owner started rambling about Sir Shanksalot around town, which was quickly amended to "Lady" after reports of seeing a maidly figure nearby multiple crimes. Named Shanksalot for the amount of stabbing this knife-wielding criminal committed, many of the bodies have been found with both stabwounds and wolf bites. It's suspected that wolves have been feeding on the victims and that some form of bait may have been used to attract the wolves there, but this part of the theory is pure speculation. Other reports claim that similar happenings have occurred in Genessia as well. The bounty is set at 2,000 red bills.[*OOC NOTE: For the Fayren bounty this week the character is Sakuya Izayoi, contact Critiana to plot the completion of this bounty! ]
Nova City
Passive Aggressive Graffitier: The name isn't the greatest, but it's very specific. Someone has been leaving passive aggressive graffiti messages on signs, flying cars, the sides of buildings, and the moving sidewalks as a protest to.. who knows? Maybe this person is just really passive aggressive. The graffiti looks bad though, so the Graffitier has a bounty of 400 red bills on their head.
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
*Monday, January 19 - Snow Sprinkles. High 43 F / Low 16 F
*Tuesday, January 20 - Snow Sprinkles. High 32 F / Low 10 F
*Wednesday, January 21 - Snow Sprinkles. High 22 F / Low 7 F
*Thursday, January 22 - Partly Cloudy. High 39 F / Low 12 F
*Friday, January 23 - Snow. High 27 F / Low -3 F
*Saturday, January 24 - Snow. High 19 F / Low 1 F
*Sunday, January 25 - Rain. High 21 F / Low 11 F
Attleton
*Monday, January 19 - Partly Cloudy. High 39 F / Low 24 F
*Tuesday, January 20 - Rain. High 38 F / Low 29 F
*Wednesday, January 21 - Snow. High 32 F / Low 22 F
*Thursday, January 22 - Partly Cloudy. High 41 F / Low 22 F
*Friday, January 23 - Rain. High 33 F / Low 21 F
*Saturday, January 24 - Rain. High 35 F / Low 11 F
*Sunday, January 25 - Snow. High 32 F / Low 13 F
Everglade
*Monday, January 19 - Clear. High 30 F / Low 19 F
*Tuesday, January 20 - Snow. High 34 F / Low 19 F
*Wednesday, January 21 - Clear. High 28 F / Low 16 F
*Thursday, January 22 - Fog. High 28 F / Low 14 F
*Friday, January 23 - Clear. High 28 F / Low 7 F
*Saturday, January 24 - Snow. High 28 F / Low 1 F
*Sunday, January 25 - Clear. High 27 F / Low -4 F
Fayren
*Monday, January 19 - Blizzard. High 3 F / Low -5 F
*Tuesday, January 20 - Blizzard. High 2 F / Low -9 F
*Wednesday, January 21 - Blizzard. High 10 F / Low -2 F
*Thursday, January 22 - Snow. High 12 F / Low 4 F
*Friday, January 23 - Fog. High 27 F / Low 13 F
*Saturday, January 24 - Fog. High 34 F / Low 10 F
*Sunday, January 25 - Clear. High 33 F / Low 19 F
Nova City
*Monday, January 19 - Partly Cloudy. High 59 F / Low 39 F
*Tuesday, January 20 - Mostly Cloudy. High 63 F / Low 40 F
*Wednesday, January 21 - Clear. High 60 F / Low 47 F
*Thursday, January 22 - Clear. High 65 F / Low 48 F
*Friday, January 23 - Sunny. High 78 F / Low 45 F
*Saturday, January 24 - Sunny. High 85 F / Low 59 F
*Sunday, January 25 - Partly Cloudy. High 60 F / Low 42 F
[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with a link to your log to claim a bounty (this will make it easier for all players to see what bounties have already been claimed and make sure that repeat bounties are not listed in the newspaper after they have been caught.) As always, the first person who writes up the log for the bounty is the one who gets the reward - no handwaving, no OOC claim-staking! Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. ]
Submissions for Next Sunday!
Bounty Claims